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24 Nov 2009 01:08
11.23.2009oh thank god
I’d forgotten how boring holiday weeks can be. When pictures of Katie Price, seen here posing on the set of the UKs ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, are considered a welcome relief, you know the day has been boring as hell. If this keeps up, by Wednesday I’ll use a post to see if I can name all 50 states. The last time I tried I got hung up at 48. Although some would say 46, depending on if you count Canada and Baton Rouge as states.
ABC says more than 1,500 people have registered complaints about Adam Lambert’s performance during last nights American Music Awards, which is making news today because of it’s gay sex slave fabulousness. If you haven’t seen it yet, consider yourself lucky.
There were also hostile comments online about the “American Idol” glam rocker who sang his new song “For Your Entertainment” on Sunday’s show with an elaborate, S&M-themed production. Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert’s crotch and kissed a man.
I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but the people who do hate gays should be grateful for Adam Lambert. He’s all their deviant sparkly stereotypes come to life. It would be like if a Nazi found a covetous Jew weighing gold coins on a scale, or a racist found a black kid who looked like .
People who hate gays should want their kids to see Lambert. It will probably freak them out. It freaks me out and I’m not even paying attention. Of course if seeing some dumb awards show makes your kid gay, you have way bigger problems than Adam Lambert. You better not let him watch ‘Apocalypto’. According to your logic he’ll turn into a Mayan warrior then eat your heart to steal your powers.
11.23.2009everyone hates lindsay
Last week, Lindsay Lohan threw a hissyfit after she tried to help herself to $15,000 worth of clothes from the LA store Kitson. You may find this hard to believe, but they didn’t let her. Naturally, Lindsay was offended by this and snapped at the clerk that the store owner would want her to have all this stuff, for free, because he loves her so much. Oh hey guess what.
Kitson heads have blasted the liberty-taking star and insist she’s lucky they’re still stocking her 6126 leggings. A spokesman said: “We’re actually really offended. The tables have turned and now we’re the customer.
“We spent $50,000 on her leggings line, but she hasn’t come to the store in three years, and she didn’t even do a personal appearance.
“She should have brought cookies for the staff to thank them for selling her leggings because she does nothing.
“We don’t know if we’ll continue to carry them.”That it took even this long is all the proof you need that Hollywood is run by complete morons. No one likes Lindsay. Or Paris or Perez or the people on the Hills. Being affiliated with any of them only makes you look dumb. It would be like having the Klan endorse you for mayor.
11.23.2009say something nice
Kelly Clarkson was at the American Music Awards last night of course and, um … c’mon. Seriously? It’s fucked up to make fun of her just because of her weight, but jesus, it wouldn’t kill her to meet me halfway. When you’re this fat, even an elevator is considered an exercise machine. She would go into the lobby, press “3” then come out clutching her heart and gasping for air.
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23 Nov 2009 07:45
11.23.2009hahaha, fatty fell down!
Hahaha, you suck Jennifer Lopez! It took an embarrassingly long time to find a quality download for this and then to cut and resize and host it, but it was time well spent to see Jennifa Yopez fall on her fat ass at last nights American Music Awards.
It really tells you what a tub of shit she is that the big acrobatic dance move was to jump off someones back. What does that even prove? That she’s aware of gravity? Big fuckin deal, so am I. Why even risk it? It can only lead to disaster. If you fall down, this happens. If you land on your feet, who the hell cares? Human beings are supposed to be able to hop three feet (with someone helping you, btw) without landing like someone pushed a newborn giraffe onto a frozen lake.
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21 Nov 2009 01:59
11.20.2009miranda kerr deserves an apology
In the post just beneath this one I said Miranda Kerr and her pictures from the Victorias Secret Fashion Show were kind of boring. Obviously that was before I knew she had pranced around all night letting strangers take pictures of her hot little ass. Because it really is awesome. Seriously. Wow. What? Well if you don’t like that kind of thing why are you even here? No. No you’re a pervert. No you are.
11.20.2009friday afternoon headlines
NEW MOON - is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to America. If there’s a tidalwave, I’ll get you for this, Fatties. variety
JON GOSSELIN - entered into a secret business deal that is a clear violation of his TLC contract. This could be the, “smoking gun that will doom Jon in the breach of contract action brought against him by TLC”. To make this story even better, sharpie over all the words except “Jon Gosselin” and “smoking gun”. Ahhh. This is nice, isn’t it. radar online
DEMI MOORE - went on twitter yesterday to deny she was photoshopped for the cover of W magazine (this), despite the fact that her left hip doesn’t even remotely line up with her thigh. But one picture that is fake is the one claiming to be my senior portrait, with me playing the clarinet next to an iguana on a pedestal. That could really be anybody. At least anybody with a shirt saying “Brendon has Senior-itis”. twitter
MIRANDA KERR - was almost forgotten about. Because she’s kind of boring. But then I saw one of her pictures and was like, oh yeah, Miranda Kerr. That was a good story, wasn’t it.
11.20.2009candice swanepoel is x-rated
South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If you’re wondering if I zoomed in and made that one brighter, well then buckle the fuck up, because the answer is you’re god damn right I did. We really do live in an age of wonders, don’t we my friend.
(source = getty imagessplash news and wenn and mavrix online
11.20.2009miley cyrus is the angel of death
A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus that flipped and not on scene after the crash. People magazine says…
“It was one of our tour buses, but not Miley’s,” her manager said. “It was one of our buses that transported our lighting crew.” An investigation is underway to determine exactly why the bus – part of a four vehicle caravan – drifted off the road and overturned. One person, presumed to be the bus driver, died.
Another report is suggesting the driver died while at the wheel and that’s what caused the crash. Just to make sure Mileys rival isn’t behind this, I should take Selena Gomez into custody and search her. Yes ma’am, I know this is uncomfortable. Yes, panties too I’m afraid. I do have to record all this yes, I’m sorry. Just take your time. Nice and slow, that’s it. Okay now bend over for me please.
PHOTO GALLERY: Stars Have NOH8
3 Photos11.20.2009chanel iman is a good model
I wish there were more pictures of Chanel Iman at last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, because this girl really knows how to model. She’s new, but Operation Show Everyone My Perfect Ass was a complete success. That ass is amazing because she’s only like 10 inches in diameter. She must be tight as a drum if you know what I mean. When we have sex, my penis is gonna make up like 20 percent of her. For 3 minutes or so she’ll be classified as Multiracial.
(source = getty images and splash news online
The famous Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in New York City last night, and Heidi Klum is fantastic looking but she’s not exactly 19 anymore, and she gave birth to her fourth child just 6 weeks ago. So many kids have come through her vagina you’d think Disneyland was on the other side.
Point being, they can’t exactly whore her up like they used to, so her pictures are a little disappointing. They should replace her. A logical choice would be my beloved Kimberly Phillips (nsfw playboy pic , facebook ). You wouldn’t have a car show with a 2003 BMW headlining would you? No, you’d have what’s next. This is the same thing, except maybe worse because I could still at least hump the BMW.
FASCINATING SIDE NOTE - someone from playboy who was at the shoot emailed to say that the book Kimberly is reading in this nsfw picture is ‘Rant’. By Chuck Palahniuk. Author of ‘Fight Club’. Which stars Tyler Durden. Oh, I know right? This hot skinny bitch is so perfect she probably tastes like strawberries and can move things with her mind too.)
(picture source = getty images and playboy cyber club)
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20 Nov 2009 07:49
11.19.2009thursday afternoon headlines
Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He’s not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix hereherehere. source = splash
DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club’, so he copied the one from ‘Never Been Kissed’ starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do have things in common. They both make me want to punch someone, for example. yahoo
CHRIS BROWN - is struggling to fill even small venues during his comeback tour, and scalpers outside are selling tickets below cost. Maybe because lyrics like “babe pretty thick, that need to be hit” seem more threatening than sexy now. That’s either about a pretty girl he’d like to make love to, or a slow learner who needs a little reminding.ny daily news
BRAD PITT - turned down a $5M appearance fee and a trip to the United Arab Emirates because it was on Oct. 31st, and he wanted to go out with his kids on Halloween. What I’m trying to say is, Brad Pitt is an idiot. msnbc
BEHATI PRISLOO - is a pro. The model shot for Victorias Secret in New York today, and notice how everyone else is all bundled up and she’s essentially naked. Bullshit like this is why I got out of swimsuit modeling. inf daily
11.19.2009this probably wont help
This is bad timing because of that last reality show post, but at least Tila Tequila did something interesting this morning when she turned on her camera, waved a gun around, took her clothes off and ranted for hours online about Shawn Meriman beating her and drugs and people who hate her.
“People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself. I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.” “I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”
I don’t think Tila is pretty but she takes all of her clothes off in order to get attention, and that’s a very endearing quality. It says a lot about a girl. She’s not all uptight and conceited and selfish. A girl who will show you her tits for no reason is gonna be fun to hang around with. And if the demons in her head occasionally tell her to have sex with me for attention, well that just makes her even more exciting.
11.19.2009annalynne mccord wins again
Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are a lot of really smart and creative people trying to work in TV and movies. But those people cost money, so instead the networks doom us to live with this army of reality show retards who aren’t smart, funny, insightful or attractive. At least AnnaLynne McCord has had enough. Page Six says…
McCord refused to be photographed with “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt at an LA party Tuesday.
Nice. Good. I need an army of Space Monkeys like the real Tyler Durden. I’d give them all smoke grenades, and they’d go out and find someone like Nick Hogan or Perez or Spencer Pratt. Then they could set one of the grenades off, and beat the shit out of them in all the confusion. Then disappear before the smoke cleared. Sounds awesome, right? Does anyone know how to get a Space Monkey army? I typed “army obey vengeance utopia” followed by my zip code into google but nothing came up.
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19 Nov 2009 12:35
11.19.2009mariah is still crazy
Mariah Carey once had her limo circle the block at 2:15am until her London hotel laid down a red carpet lined with white candles and rose pedals because she refused to walk on concrete, so this new story should have been expected. The Daily Mail says…
(Officials) have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre’s Christmas lights. (Her list of demands also) included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights. A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy.
Miss Carey, 39, also wants confetti shaped like butterflies to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.It seems like if you’re gonna jump through all these hoops to get Mariah at your event, you should get more out of it then her turning on some lights. If they really want media attention, they should put someone on a rooftop and shoot her with a paintball gun. Hit her right in the forehead so on the news it looks like her head exploded. But don’t tell Mariah before you do it. She’ll just bitch about it. She always has to find some reason to complain.
11.19.2009claire danes has changed
Claire Danes was at the ‘Me & Orson Welles’ premiere last night in London, but this is not the classy and elegant lady I remember. In the sheer black top she was wearing, all I had to do was use Photoshop CS4 (which you can buy anywhere for around $900), then open each picture, select the Image menu, then Adjustments, then Brightness/Contrast. After that I just brightened the hell out of each picture frame-by-frame, and now you can sort of see her nipples. What a whore! “Put some clothes on you whore!”11.19.2009amy is now even sexier
Now that Amy Winehouse has some rock hard implants to compliment her pale, sickly figure, you may be telling people there’s no way she could get any hotter. Well it turns out you’re a god damn liar! The Sun says…
(Amys dad Mitch) revealed the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend - and it’s not pretty.
He said: “She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”And according to the Mirror…
A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
Me and Amy are heatin things up this morning, because the gallery below has some of her topless beach pics from last summer. After a sexy swim in the ocean, Amy went to the wrong hotel room, took an entire bottle of codeine the guest happen to have, drank all the alcohol from their bar, then passed out naked on the floor. Actually I made that up but it sounds like something she would do, so it probably is true.
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18 Nov 2009 17:21
11.18.2009afternoon headlines
WILL FERRELL - is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round out the top 5. Which means I either misread something or Hollywood casts movies by randomly picking names out of a hat.forbes
NICOLE RICHIE - has checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA for pneumonia. Did you know pneumonia is the leading cause of death for women? No not really. I just made that up. What is number 1? Does anyone know? And how can we make sure she gets that? us weekly
CARRIE PREJEAN - initially claimed she was 17 when she made 8 movies of herself masturbating for an ex boyfriend, but now it’s being reported she was 20 at the time. I can still pretend she was 17 though, right? I don’t think internet reports are legally binding. radar
KATY PERRY - went to the gym and then tried on some snowboard gear today in LA. Awesome, right? They should make a movie out of this. wennpacific coast
11.18.2009the carmen electra sex tape
It’s not really a sex tape, by the way. This is everywhere today but I don’t know why people are calling it a sex tape. She hits a bottle of Veuve, then dances to some … thing. Music? It sounds more like someone broke a robot and now the robot is dying. Then she and another girl strip down to lingerie and kiss. Then she dances to video poker music and undoes a guys belt. Then nothing.
It’s okay. I guess. Of course if I wanted to see women with their clothes on not having sex I wouldn’t be on the internet now would I? “NEXT!”
11.18.2009i think im in love x 4
Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:
1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh! 2. Cave Girl 3. Meatwad 4. Daywalker
(source = wennsplash news online
11.18.2009i think im in love
‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester isn’t merely a less attractive version of porn star Tori Black (), and last night she proved it by going all out for the opening of American Eagles flagship store in Times Square.
Some girls know how to put on makeup, but I like a girl who really puts on makeup. She should sprain her wrist from pushing that shit into her skin. In fact the eye shadow should come with a gallon of milk because the bones in your hand are gonna need the calcium. If you want to look nice, that is.
(source = wenn
11.18.2009he really is quite handsome
Hollywood is filled with drug addicted fuckups, sexually repulsive perverts and soul-crushing hacks, and that’s just Brett Ratner, but this isn’t about him. It’s about the exact opposite of him. Johnny Depp. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything bad about Johnny Depp, ever. He’s talented, he’s quiet, he chooses interesting movies, he even tipped a waiter $4000 in June.
And now he’s been named People magazines 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. He won this prestigious award in 2003 as well. He better not rest on his laurels though. I’m moving back to LA next month, and I plan on making the rounds. There’s no doubt I’ll win this for 2010, the only question is, can I be the first to three-peat?
11.18.2009joanna krupa has some free time now
I don’t care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’ of course (in fact if you and I met and I asked what you were doing later and you said, “I’m watching Dancing With the Stars” I would just stare at you blankly while I waited for my brain to calculate how much was wrong with you and then advise me how to proceed) but there’s one thing I very much do care about, and that’s pointless nudity on the internet.
People magazine, is there something you’d like to say?
After four couples danced their hearts out in Monday’s semi-finals, only three could move on to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week. Sadly, model Joanna Krupa and her partner Derek Hough will not be one of them. The pair danced her last waltz Tuesday night — and it was lovely. “I really came in the underdog so it’s great that people actually appreciated our dances and our hard work,” Krupa told PEOPLE after the elimination. Instead of taking a final bow as the credits rolled, head judge Len Goodman asked Krupa and Hough to give a final performance of their Viennese waltz. “It couldn’t have been written better, going out on that dance. It was really special,” Hough says. “We went out on a high note.”
Awww. If I hadn’t already taken my pants off that would have really been touching. But Joanna Krupa is a Polish model mostly known for modeling her naked ass, so there’s like 50 naked pictures of her here. I don’t even know where they’re from. They’ve just kind of added up over the years. I know what you’re thinking, and yes it’s true. I’ve lived an amazing life! The 18 grand my parents paid for private school every year has truly led me to this moment!
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18 Nov 2009 00:53
11.17.2009tuesday afternoon headlines
WOODY HARRELSON - says America invaded Afghanistan because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. “The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren’t in control enough. That’s why they wanted to oust them.” You can read his entire interview in this weeks issue of ‘Crazy Dipshit Weekly’. newsbusters
LINDSAY LOHAN - is not creating a jewelry line with designer Pascal Mouawad, despite telling Access Hollywood that she was. “This is not happening,” he said in an email. As if she knows how to design jewelry. She might as well say she’s gonna build a space shuttle. wwd
SETH MACFARLANE - is sort of a one-trick pony. And that trick is to make the same show over and over and annoy the shit out of me.
TILA TEQUILA - is suing ex bf Shawne Merriman claiming he abused her. Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila made similar claims, but despite clear bruises up and down her arms and Merriman admitting he held her down, no charges were ever filed. Probably because it’s always a disaster when a girl tells a story. You just know they’re fuckin it all up. fox
ASHLEY GREENE - was the hottest of the cast by far at last nights premier for ‘New Moon’. Mostly because I’m not sure who my other choices are. I think one is named ‘Kristin’. Another is maybe named ‘Taylor’. I think those are the girls. Are they girls? I should look this up.
11.17.2009katy perry looks different
Katy Perry usually dresses like she’s declared war on being attractive, but last night she mixed things up and found a whole new way to disappoint men. Us magazine says…
She usually sports red-hot lipstick, heavy blush and eyeliner, pinup-style curls, and outlandish get-ups (Technicolor jumpers, lingerie, hot pants) only a pop star could get away with. But on Monday night, Katy Perry was just another girl out on the town. In a sweater dress and extremely simple makeup, the 25-year old singer had dinner with girlfriends at West Hollywood’s Philippe restaurant; barely recognizable, (she) blended right in.
Is it really this hard for a pretty girl with a terrific body to wear attractive clothes and look good? I know she does this shit on purpose, just to be annoying. God almighty, it’s no wonder black people don’t like white people. I don’t either now that I think about it.
(image source = inf daily
11.17.2009lindsay is still a complete brat
Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell of course, because she spends all her money on drugs and other than a cameo that took one day of filming she hasn’t acted in a movie in almost three years. One way she’s saving money is by stealing everything.
Last week she was at Crown Bar when she “stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne.” She drank those then threw a fit when they asked her to pay. That didn’t work so she pointed to ‘Twilight’ star Kellen Lutz and said he would pay. Kellen said “wait, what?” and eventually Lindsay paid.
This new story is almost exactly like that one, but substitute the word “clothes” for “alcohol”.
11.17.2009tuesday morning headlines
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS - has a new episode of ‘Between Two Ferns’, this time with Andy Richter and Conan O’Brien. Anything I write here will look dumb compared to even the smallest thing Zach and Andy do in this, so I’m giving up except to say fuck them both. (funny or die)
JESSICA ALBA - has written an article about her trip to DC last week. She says she went, “to pound the pavement and talk about education for the world’s poorest children.” And there’s a picture included of Jessica with Hillary Clinton who is autographing a soccer ball. Problem Solved! (huff post)
JOHNNY DEPP - has signed a deal paying him $35 million to do a fourth ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie. In a related story, I sleep on a bed stuffed with old newspapers and hay. Horray for Hollywood! (the sun)
BEYONCE - carries a small wind machine with her around in clubs, even when she’s sitting down, to “keep her hair blowing everywhere - just like it does in her ‘Crazy in Love’ video.” This is an easier way to look sexy than my suggestion, which was to carry a treadmill everywhere so she could run her fat ass off. (the mirrorwenn images)
11.17.2009todays top story
When Playmate Kimberly Phillips (facebook) wore nothing but her glasses as part of her pictorial last month (NSFW here), it made glasses sexy again, and some people are saying Megan Fox was getting in front of the hot look sweeping Hollywood when she wore a pair yesterday to get coffee. And by “some people” I mean, “me. Just now. In that previous sentence”.
But if you need any more proof that this is falls sexiest trend, I have dozens of drawings of Kimberly, and she has her glasses on in every one. On horseback in a bikini, riding a dolphin in a bikini or even riding a dolphin after taking off her bikini, this sexy style is everywhere you look. Especially if you look in the wish book under my pillow.
(image source = fame pictures and playboy cyber club)
It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together :(
Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And crossing her arms and looking grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
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17 Nov 2009 08:50
11.17.2009this is not helping
It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together. :(
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of The Museum of Contemporary Art’s new 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles. The 34-year-old Jolie, in a strapless Armani Prive gown, and Pitt, 45, didn’t pack on the PDA like they normally do for photographers.
Instead, they walked around the gallery — occasionally leaving each other’s side to look at pieces on their own.Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And when she crossed her arms and looked grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
NOTE - this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Brendon
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