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21 Nov 2009 01:59
11.20.2009miranda kerr deserves an apology
In the post just beneath this one I said Miranda Kerr and her pictures from the Victorias Secret Fashion Show were kind of boring. Obviously that was before I knew she had pranced around all night letting strangers take pictures of her hot little ass. Because it really is awesome. Seriously. Wow. What? Well if you don’t like that kind of thing why are you even here? No. No you’re a pervert. No you are.
11.20.2009friday afternoon headlines
NEW MOON - is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to America. If there’s a tidalwave, I’ll get you for this, Fatties. variety
JON GOSSELIN - entered into a secret business deal that is a clear violation of his TLC contract. This could be the, “smoking gun that will doom Jon in the breach of contract action brought against him by TLC”. To make this story even better, sharpie over all the words except “Jon Gosselin” and “smoking gun”. Ahhh. This is nice, isn’t it. radar online
DEMI MOORE - went on twitter yesterday to deny she was photoshopped for the cover of W magazine (this), despite the fact that her left hip doesn’t even remotely line up with her thigh. But one picture that is fake is the one claiming to be my senior portrait, with me playing the clarinet next to an iguana on a pedestal. That could really be anybody. At least anybody with a shirt saying “Brendon has Senior-itis”. twitter
MIRANDA KERR - was almost forgotten about. Because she’s kind of boring. But then I saw one of her pictures and was like, oh yeah, Miranda Kerr. That was a good story, wasn’t it.
11.20.2009candice swanepoel is x-rated
South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If you’re wondering if I zoomed in and made that one brighter, well then buckle the fuck up, because the answer is you’re god damn right I did. We really do live in an age of wonders, don’t we my friend.
(source = getty imagessplash news and wenn and mavrix online
11.20.2009miley cyrus is the angel of death
A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus that flipped and not on scene after the crash. People magazine says…
“It was one of our tour buses, but not Miley’s,” her manager said. “It was one of our buses that transported our lighting crew.” An investigation is underway to determine exactly why the bus – part of a four vehicle caravan – drifted off the road and overturned. One person, presumed to be the bus driver, died.
Another report is suggesting the driver died while at the wheel and that’s what caused the crash. Just to make sure Mileys rival isn’t behind this, I should take Selena Gomez into custody and search her. Yes ma’am, I know this is uncomfortable. Yes, panties too I’m afraid. I do have to record all this yes, I’m sorry. Just take your time. Nice and slow, that’s it. Okay now bend over for me please.
PHOTO GALLERY: Stars Have NOH8
3 Photos11.20.2009chanel iman is a good model
I wish there were more pictures of Chanel Iman at last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, because this girl really knows how to model. She’s new, but Operation Show Everyone My Perfect Ass was a complete success. That ass is amazing because she’s only like 10 inches in diameter. She must be tight as a drum if you know what I mean. When we have sex, my penis is gonna make up like 20 percent of her. For 3 minutes or so she’ll be classified as Multiracial.
(source = getty images and splash news online
The famous Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in New York City last night, and Heidi Klum is fantastic looking but she’s not exactly 19 anymore, and she gave birth to her fourth child just 6 weeks ago. So many kids have come through her vagina you’d think Disneyland was on the other side.
Point being, they can’t exactly whore her up like they used to, so her pictures are a little disappointing. They should replace her. A logical choice would be my beloved Kimberly Phillips (nsfw playboy pic , facebook ). You wouldn’t have a car show with a 2003 BMW headlining would you? No, you’d have what’s next. This is the same thing, except maybe worse because I could still at least hump the BMW.
FASCINATING SIDE NOTE - someone from playboy who was at the shoot emailed to say that the book Kimberly is reading in this nsfw picture is ‘Rant’. By Chuck Palahniuk. Author of ‘Fight Club’. Which stars Tyler Durden. Oh, I know right? This hot skinny bitch is so perfect she probably tastes like strawberries and can move things with her mind too.)
(picture source = getty images and playboy cyber club)
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20 Nov 2009 07:49
11.19.2009thursday afternoon headlines
Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He’s not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix hereherehere. source = splash
DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club’, so he copied the one from ‘Never Been Kissed’ starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do have things in common. They both make me want to punch someone, for example. yahoo
CHRIS BROWN - is struggling to fill even small venues during his comeback tour, and scalpers outside are selling tickets below cost. Maybe because lyrics like “babe pretty thick, that need to be hit” seem more threatening than sexy now. That’s either about a pretty girl he’d like to make love to, or a slow learner who needs a little reminding.ny daily news
BRAD PITT - turned down a $5M appearance fee and a trip to the United Arab Emirates because it was on Oct. 31st, and he wanted to go out with his kids on Halloween. What I’m trying to say is, Brad Pitt is an idiot. msnbc
BEHATI PRISLOO - is a pro. The model shot for Victorias Secret in New York today, and notice how everyone else is all bundled up and she’s essentially naked. Bullshit like this is why I got out of swimsuit modeling. inf daily
11.19.2009this probably wont help
This is bad timing because of that last reality show post, but at least Tila Tequila did something interesting this morning when she turned on her camera, waved a gun around, took her clothes off and ranted for hours online about Shawn Meriman beating her and drugs and people who hate her.
“People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself. I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.” “I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”
I don’t think Tila is pretty but she takes all of her clothes off in order to get attention, and that’s a very endearing quality. It says a lot about a girl. She’s not all uptight and conceited and selfish. A girl who will show you her tits for no reason is gonna be fun to hang around with. And if the demons in her head occasionally tell her to have sex with me for attention, well that just makes her even more exciting.
11.19.2009annalynne mccord wins again
Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are a lot of really smart and creative people trying to work in TV and movies. But those people cost money, so instead the networks doom us to live with this army of reality show retards who aren’t smart, funny, insightful or attractive. At least AnnaLynne McCord has had enough. Page Six says…
McCord refused to be photographed with “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt at an LA party Tuesday.
Nice. Good. I need an army of Space Monkeys like the real Tyler Durden. I’d give them all smoke grenades, and they’d go out and find someone like Nick Hogan or Perez or Spencer Pratt. Then they could set one of the grenades off, and beat the shit out of them in all the confusion. Then disappear before the smoke cleared. Sounds awesome, right? Does anyone know how to get a Space Monkey army? I typed “army obey vengeance utopia” followed by my zip code into google but nothing came up.
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19 Nov 2009 12:35
11.19.2009mariah is still crazy
Mariah Carey once had her limo circle the block at 2:15am until her London hotel laid down a red carpet lined with white candles and rose pedals because she refused to walk on concrete, so this new story should have been expected. The Daily Mail says…
(Officials) have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre’s Christmas lights. (Her list of demands also) included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights. A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy.
Miss Carey, 39, also wants confetti shaped like butterflies to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.It seems like if you’re gonna jump through all these hoops to get Mariah at your event, you should get more out of it then her turning on some lights. If they really want media attention, they should put someone on a rooftop and shoot her with a paintball gun. Hit her right in the forehead so on the news it looks like her head exploded. But don’t tell Mariah before you do it. She’ll just bitch about it. She always has to find some reason to complain.
11.19.2009claire danes has changed
Claire Danes was at the ‘Me & Orson Welles’ premiere last night in London, but this is not the classy and elegant lady I remember. In the sheer black top she was wearing, all I had to do was use Photoshop CS4 (which you can buy anywhere for around $900), then open each picture, select the Image menu, then Adjustments, then Brightness/Contrast. After that I just brightened the hell out of each picture frame-by-frame, and now you can sort of see her nipples. What a whore! “Put some clothes on you whore!”11.19.2009amy is now even sexier
Now that Amy Winehouse has some rock hard implants to compliment her pale, sickly figure, you may be telling people there’s no way she could get any hotter. Well it turns out you’re a god damn liar! The Sun says…
(Amys dad Mitch) revealed the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend - and it’s not pretty.
He said: “She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”And according to the Mirror…
A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
Me and Amy are heatin things up this morning, because the gallery below has some of her topless beach pics from last summer. After a sexy swim in the ocean, Amy went to the wrong hotel room, took an entire bottle of codeine the guest happen to have, drank all the alcohol from their bar, then passed out naked on the floor. Actually I made that up but it sounds like something she would do, so it probably is true.
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18 Nov 2009 17:21
11.18.2009afternoon headlines
WILL FERRELL - is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round out the top 5. Which means I either misread something or Hollywood casts movies by randomly picking names out of a hat.forbes
NICOLE RICHIE - has checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA for pneumonia. Did you know pneumonia is the leading cause of death for women? No not really. I just made that up. What is number 1? Does anyone know? And how can we make sure she gets that? us weekly
CARRIE PREJEAN - initially claimed she was 17 when she made 8 movies of herself masturbating for an ex boyfriend, but now it’s being reported she was 20 at the time. I can still pretend she was 17 though, right? I don’t think internet reports are legally binding. radar
KATY PERRY - went to the gym and then tried on some snowboard gear today in LA. Awesome, right? They should make a movie out of this. wennpacific coast
11.18.2009the carmen electra sex tape
It’s not really a sex tape, by the way. This is everywhere today but I don’t know why people are calling it a sex tape. She hits a bottle of Veuve, then dances to some … thing. Music? It sounds more like someone broke a robot and now the robot is dying. Then she and another girl strip down to lingerie and kiss. Then she dances to video poker music and undoes a guys belt. Then nothing.
It’s okay. I guess. Of course if I wanted to see women with their clothes on not having sex I wouldn’t be on the internet now would I? “NEXT!”
11.18.2009i think im in love x 4
Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:
1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh! 2. Cave Girl 3. Meatwad 4. Daywalker
(source = wennsplash news online
11.18.2009i think im in love
‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester isn’t merely a less attractive version of porn star Tori Black (), and last night she proved it by going all out for the opening of American Eagles flagship store in Times Square.
Some girls know how to put on makeup, but I like a girl who really puts on makeup. She should sprain her wrist from pushing that shit into her skin. In fact the eye shadow should come with a gallon of milk because the bones in your hand are gonna need the calcium. If you want to look nice, that is.
(source = wenn
11.18.2009he really is quite handsome
Hollywood is filled with drug addicted fuckups, sexually repulsive perverts and soul-crushing hacks, and that’s just Brett Ratner, but this isn’t about him. It’s about the exact opposite of him. Johnny Depp. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything bad about Johnny Depp, ever. He’s talented, he’s quiet, he chooses interesting movies, he even tipped a waiter $4000 in June.
And now he’s been named People magazines 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. He won this prestigious award in 2003 as well. He better not rest on his laurels though. I’m moving back to LA next month, and I plan on making the rounds. There’s no doubt I’ll win this for 2010, the only question is, can I be the first to three-peat?
11.18.2009joanna krupa has some free time now
I don’t care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’ of course (in fact if you and I met and I asked what you were doing later and you said, “I’m watching Dancing With the Stars” I would just stare at you blankly while I waited for my brain to calculate how much was wrong with you and then advise me how to proceed) but there’s one thing I very much do care about, and that’s pointless nudity on the internet.
People magazine, is there something you’d like to say?
After four couples danced their hearts out in Monday’s semi-finals, only three could move on to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week. Sadly, model Joanna Krupa and her partner Derek Hough will not be one of them. The pair danced her last waltz Tuesday night — and it was lovely. “I really came in the underdog so it’s great that people actually appreciated our dances and our hard work,” Krupa told PEOPLE after the elimination. Instead of taking a final bow as the credits rolled, head judge Len Goodman asked Krupa and Hough to give a final performance of their Viennese waltz. “It couldn’t have been written better, going out on that dance. It was really special,” Hough says. “We went out on a high note.”
Awww. If I hadn’t already taken my pants off that would have really been touching. But Joanna Krupa is a Polish model mostly known for modeling her naked ass, so there’s like 50 naked pictures of her here. I don’t even know where they’re from. They’ve just kind of added up over the years. I know what you’re thinking, and yes it’s true. I’ve lived an amazing life! The 18 grand my parents paid for private school every year has truly led me to this moment!
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18 Nov 2009 00:53
11.17.2009tuesday afternoon headlines
WOODY HARRELSON - says America invaded Afghanistan because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. “The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren’t in control enough. That’s why they wanted to oust them.” You can read his entire interview in this weeks issue of ‘Crazy Dipshit Weekly’. newsbusters
LINDSAY LOHAN - is not creating a jewelry line with designer Pascal Mouawad, despite telling Access Hollywood that she was. “This is not happening,” he said in an email. As if she knows how to design jewelry. She might as well say she’s gonna build a space shuttle. wwd
SETH MACFARLANE - is sort of a one-trick pony. And that trick is to make the same show over and over and annoy the shit out of me.
TILA TEQUILA - is suing ex bf Shawne Merriman claiming he abused her. Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila made similar claims, but despite clear bruises up and down her arms and Merriman admitting he held her down, no charges were ever filed. Probably because it’s always a disaster when a girl tells a story. You just know they’re fuckin it all up. fox
ASHLEY GREENE - was the hottest of the cast by far at last nights premier for ‘New Moon’. Mostly because I’m not sure who my other choices are. I think one is named ‘Kristin’. Another is maybe named ‘Taylor’. I think those are the girls. Are they girls? I should look this up.
11.17.2009katy perry looks different
Katy Perry usually dresses like she’s declared war on being attractive, but last night she mixed things up and found a whole new way to disappoint men. Us magazine says…
She usually sports red-hot lipstick, heavy blush and eyeliner, pinup-style curls, and outlandish get-ups (Technicolor jumpers, lingerie, hot pants) only a pop star could get away with. But on Monday night, Katy Perry was just another girl out on the town. In a sweater dress and extremely simple makeup, the 25-year old singer had dinner with girlfriends at West Hollywood’s Philippe restaurant; barely recognizable, (she) blended right in.
Is it really this hard for a pretty girl with a terrific body to wear attractive clothes and look good? I know she does this shit on purpose, just to be annoying. God almighty, it’s no wonder black people don’t like white people. I don’t either now that I think about it.
(image source = inf daily
11.17.2009lindsay is still a complete brat
Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell of course, because she spends all her money on drugs and other than a cameo that took one day of filming she hasn’t acted in a movie in almost three years. One way she’s saving money is by stealing everything.
Last week she was at Crown Bar when she “stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne.” She drank those then threw a fit when they asked her to pay. That didn’t work so she pointed to ‘Twilight’ star Kellen Lutz and said he would pay. Kellen said “wait, what?” and eventually Lindsay paid.
This new story is almost exactly like that one, but substitute the word “clothes” for “alcohol”.
11.17.2009tuesday morning headlines
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS - has a new episode of ‘Between Two Ferns’, this time with Andy Richter and Conan O’Brien. Anything I write here will look dumb compared to even the smallest thing Zach and Andy do in this, so I’m giving up except to say fuck them both. (funny or die)
JESSICA ALBA - has written an article about her trip to DC last week. She says she went, “to pound the pavement and talk about education for the world’s poorest children.” And there’s a picture included of Jessica with Hillary Clinton who is autographing a soccer ball. Problem Solved! (huff post)
JOHNNY DEPP - has signed a deal paying him $35 million to do a fourth ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie. In a related story, I sleep on a bed stuffed with old newspapers and hay. Horray for Hollywood! (the sun)
BEYONCE - carries a small wind machine with her around in clubs, even when she’s sitting down, to “keep her hair blowing everywhere - just like it does in her ‘Crazy in Love’ video.” This is an easier way to look sexy than my suggestion, which was to carry a treadmill everywhere so she could run her fat ass off. (the mirrorwenn images)
11.17.2009todays top story
When Playmate Kimberly Phillips (facebook) wore nothing but her glasses as part of her pictorial last month (NSFW here), it made glasses sexy again, and some people are saying Megan Fox was getting in front of the hot look sweeping Hollywood when she wore a pair yesterday to get coffee. And by “some people” I mean, “me. Just now. In that previous sentence”.
But if you need any more proof that this is falls sexiest trend, I have dozens of drawings of Kimberly, and she has her glasses on in every one. On horseback in a bikini, riding a dolphin in a bikini or even riding a dolphin after taking off her bikini, this sexy style is everywhere you look. Especially if you look in the wish book under my pillow.
(image source = fame pictures and playboy cyber club)
It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together :(
Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And crossing her arms and looking grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
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17 Nov 2009 08:50
11.17.2009this is not helping
It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together. :(
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of The Museum of Contemporary Art’s new 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles. The 34-year-old Jolie, in a strapless Armani Prive gown, and Pitt, 45, didn’t pack on the PDA like they normally do for photographers.
Instead, they walked around the gallery — occasionally leaving each other’s side to look at pieces on their own.Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And when she crossed her arms and looked grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
NOTE - this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Brendon
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16 Nov 2009 17:24
11.16.2009monday afternoon headlines
DAVID LETTERMAN - is denying a report in the Enquirer that his wife has thrown him out of the house as a result of the affairs he admitted to last month. If she does try to kick him out, he should give her a book about Scott Peterson. Remind her what’s up. (wonderwall
NICOLE RICHIE - is married to Joel Madden, and has been for some time although no one knew it until today. Probably because no one gives a shit. (radar
GIRLS KISSING - will never ever get old. At least until I die, and even then it will depend on where their hands are and if they’re using tongue or not. (college humor
JANET JACKSON - holds Dr. Conrad Murray responsible for her brothers death because Murray gave Michael a powerful anesthetic shortly before he died. In an interview that will air Wednesday, she also says she thinks about him everyday. Especially last week when she raped a little boy. (popeater)
ELIZA DUSHKU - is sexy as hell, as you can see in some recent twitter pictures and by the thong she flashed while preparing for a bike ride with bf Rick Fox. He’s 6’7”, btw, and she’s 5’5”, so Eliza must be pretty easily relaxed. I’m 6’5” and I dated a girl who is 5’3”. During sex she looked like a unicorn.
11.16.2009brace yourself for boredom
‘High School Musical’ star Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico today, and sites like Tyler are pretty much obligated to post pictures like this, so I apologize. She’s so GD boring. She’s not ugly, she’s not pretty, her body isn’t good but it’s not awful either. She’s completely average in every way. I doubt I could even get an erection with this dull mess, and I’m a serial rapist who targets blonds. Oh crap, I only meant to think that, not type it. Anyone know how to delete a post on wordpress? Please email me right away if you do.
(source = flynet online and )
11.16.2009‘fight club’ turns 10 tommorow
‘Fight Club’ is unquestionably the best movie ever made, and tomorrow, finally, it comes out on Blu-Ray and a special DVD to celebrate its 10th anniversary. In high school me and my friends used to get together and fight for no reason other than to do it, and that was before this was even a movie, so maybe that’s why it still resonates with me. I mean we didn’t actually punch each other, because I would have been frightened and I didn’t have any friends, but on Friday night I would make popcorn balls with my mom, and she would send me to my room if I ate too many and then I would kick my stuffed animals, so in that sense it was still very much like ‘Fight Club’.
I’m supposed to have some copies of this to give away tomorrow so I guess I’ll think up some kind of contest for that. Until then, here are picture of sexy/shirtless Brad Pitt to make you feel bad about yourself, even if you are actually Brad Pitt.
11.16.2009shannan click knows how to model
Shannan Click is a Victorias Secret model, and while I very much appreciate her taking her clothes off, the only Victorias Secret models I truly want to see naked are Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller. This chick is too flat chested. It makes her look 13. Which means it would be like 2 years before she and I could even do it, so what’s the point in getting all worked up.
(nsfw pics under the ‘read more’)
UFC news probably doesn’t belong on a page like this, but this is a big deal so I don’t really give a shit. If you don’t know, Brock Lesnar is a former WWE superstar and the current UFC heavyweight champion, and his fight this Saturday had to be postponed after he was diagnosed with mono last week. Now it seems things are much worse than that. The LA Times
Lesnar has been diagnosed with a “serious” illness and expects to be out of action for an extended period. UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta would say only that the organization is granting Lesnar’s request for privacy. “It’s bad,” UFC president Dana White said. “It’s real bad. I am worried about it. I can’t really talk about it right now, but [Lesnar] is in rough shape.”
In another report, White said, “He doesn’t have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he’s got some problems.” In a third report, White says he, “is very very sick (and) will require major surgery.” Even with that, “There’s a possibility Lesnar will never fight again.”
This disease or whatever he has must be from outer space because Lesnar is an animal. I thought he would just call any virus a fag and then chop down trees with the side of his hand or something until his white blood cells kicked it’s ass. Frankenstein could ride a triceratops into a cage with Lesnar and 3 minutes later Brock would walk out wearing a dinosaur horn as a hat.
11.16.2009lindsay really loves coke
Lindsay Lohan has only bothered to complete about half of the requirements in her probation after a 2007 DUI arrest, and last month a judge told her she would go to jail if she continued to “thumb her noise” at the court.
In a related story, Lindsay stole two bottles of champagne while at Crown Bar last week (story ), and up top is a video captured by X17 Online of Lindsay in a bathroom this weekend with Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis while he appears to do coke. Using her quick legal mind, Lindsay went on twitter and denied she was there.
“hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone’s bathroom… All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr :) a match made in heaven! perfect, he’s religious! Thank you for keeping my company!”
I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Lindsay Lohan looks like. And what she looks like is the ratty haired, post-apocalyptic truck-stop hooker in that bathroom with coke in it. The full video is under the “read more” link, and in that she leaves the next morning so there’s no doubt she was there. Any normal judge would see this and at least bring her in for a drug test, but judges in LA have all the deductive power of a ref in the WWE.
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