• 09 Feb 2010 05:35

  Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin

  Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box office.

  

  Posted at 2:27 PM

  Bad cheese

  There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst.

  

  Posted at 1:54 PM

  Tom Gun 2010

  If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise.

  

  Posted at 12:34 PM

  Porn then Punch

  Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims.

  

  Posted at 11:44 AM

  Smutty Tingles

  Please. Oprah has no chance against Betty White (Dlisted)
  Blake Lively in a bikini. WithOUT photoshop (The Superficial)
  
  People tolerating people for money! (Popeater)
  
  Anne Hathaway > Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)
  
  Little Sci at the big show (Just Jared)
  
  Pip can’t receive an honour without Britney (Pop Sugar)
  
  Blue aliens > Love (ASL)
  
  Kiki looks busted. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
  
  Trying to imagine Robert Pattinson’s animal sex. Can’t. (INO)
  
  Donatella says she’s unnatural. But that doesn’t make her face any easier to look at (Cele|bitchy)

  Posted at 10:58 AM

  Nashville gets GOOPed

  Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert.

  

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• 08 Feb 2010 09:38

  Monday, February 08, 2010

  Thank you for all your messages of support and encouragement, for sharing your own family stories, for relating to the Canadian experience from wherever you are around the world, for your tweets, and for your heart-warming words in response to my post on Friday about carrying the Olympic Torch. I ran through Whistler Village, surrounded by thousands of people, number 179 out of 182, in the final group of the day. I received the flame from former Olympic skier John Smart, I passed the flame to current Olympian and Whistler resident Julia Murray. Julia is a freestyle skier, is currently ranked 4th in the World Cup ski cross standings, and just had her knee scoped last Tuesday after suffering an injury a little over a week before.

  

  Posted at 6:53 AM

  Cammie & the Fraud?

  CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D.

  

  Posted at 9:13 AM

  Leo vs Guillaume

  So cute. Leonardo DiCaprio is currently on press tour promoting Shutter Island with Martin Scorsese. He appeared on French television the other day and was surprised by a video from Guillaume Canet, acclaimed French actor director and also boyfriend of Marion Cotillard with whom Leo just finished shooting Inception.

  

  Posted at 8:36 AM

  A very Spittle birthday present

  Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not be looking like this. Wasn’t he sticking his tongue down some random’s throat just last week? And he was still invited to join the party? Fabulous at 41!’s self esteem must be at an all time low.

  

  Posted at 8:10 AM

  Country Bitch Hair Fumble

  What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country Bitch. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s the Super Bowl. You bring it as hard and as tacky as possible.

  

  Posted at 7:23 AM

  Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

  WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year.

  

  Posted at 7:04 AM

  February 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  Celebrity Baggage...for a good cause! The Mood Disorders Association is auctioning off autographed bags, purses, and cases from Canadian celebrities including Anne Murray, Paul Coffey, Rick Mercer, Jully Black etc in support of programmes that improve the quality of life for individuals and families who face the challenges of living with a mood disorder. Full Story

  Posted at 6:56 AM

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• 06 Feb 2010 03:58

  Friday, February 05, 2010

  We are in Whistler with our families and many of our friends. It’s Day 99 of the 2010 Torch Relay and I will be running the Olympic Torch tonight at 6:40pm in Whistler Village, the Host Mountain Resort of the 2010 Winter Olympics. Someone said to me the other day – there’s only ONE flame. I will be carrying That Flame. And it’s the flame that will eventually light the Olympic Cauldron in one week, February 12th, to commemorate the beginning of the Games. Canada’s Games. Still don’t really believe it. They told me last Fall and I haven’t wanted to share it because I’m so superstitious, I thought I might jinx it. Then the package arrived from Coca-Cola in December with the Torch Relay uniform – pants and jacket and toque and the red mittens – and a comprehensive guide and little flags for my cheering section, a plastic sign for them to hold up, a night light in the shape of a Coke bottle, a marker, and a confirmation letter about my location...this is when it became real. As for the torch, it isn’t presented to you until just before you run. Afterward you can take it home. Today I’ll be meeting with other runners, we’ll attend a briefing, then we’ll climb onto a bus, and rally each other as we get dropped off one by one at our stop points. The torch route is marked according to each runner’s segment. Every runner is assigned a number. So our loved ones will look for those numbers and wait for us to pass by. My father will be waiting for me at the start point. He moved here from Hong Kong, the 6th of 10 children from meagre beginnings, raised on a farm even though they were not a farming family, so poor they had to share turnips for dinner some nights with no light. Dad is a quiet, introverted person. He doesn’t say much. He wasn’t much when he arrived here: barely educated, no money, and not much motivation for more until I came along, at which point he worked 2 jobs, put himself through night school, and somehow finished high school equivalency before continuing on and completing an accounting degree. My mother will be waiting for me at the end point. She recently learned how to use her camera by nagging a service person at an electronics store for 2 hours. She’ll be asking everyone around her to take pictures OF her. Because this is her moment. Mother has been broken by betrayal, a bad kidney, saved by a transplant, and is currently battling some kind of thyroid issue. I try not to worry. Because Mother is the Chinese Squawking Chicken. She will smack a bitch before the bitch even knows. But she became that by circumstance and she fought hard for 30 years to make sure that circumstance never defined me. Their story is no more, no less than most Canadian immigrant stories. And those stories are no more and no less than the ones belonging to the 12,000 other torchbearers on the relay. We’re all doing it for more than just ourselves. I’m doing it for two people who had nothing, who busted their asses to make sure that I did not end up with nothing, who will watch me running with the torch tonight and proudly declare, as they have declared every day of my life, that I am the best thing they ever did.

  And they did it here, in CANADA. Please forgive my corny. It’s been an emotional few days. My mother hasn’t yelled at me once, and she keeps giving out hugs. She has us a little freaked out. I feel very sorry for the innocent bystanders who have to be near her later tonight. As you imagine, it’s an extraordinary day for our family. So I will not be blogging after Tingles. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and so much appreciation for your understanding. Will be back strong and smutty on Monday. If you’d like follow the torch run on Twitter click here and here. If you would like to live stream the torch run click here. My official time is 6:40pm but Susan P has just written to tell me that the final runners of the day are generally early. That’s me! Thanks to Coca-Cola, official sponsor of the 2010 Torch Relay for the opportunity, and to all of you who have sent your messages of support and encouragement and your own torch photos from your own communities. I love to gossip. And I love that you enjoy reading it. But more than that, I mean it when I say that to me it’s like our own private discussion. So honoured that you keep coming back every day. Hope I can continue to earn your visits. Yours in gossip and in Olympic spirit,Lainey

  

  While I’m running today, please support my Smutty Friends: Compulsive liar continues to wreak havoc (How is it that this bitch can shop at Fred Segal? (
  Should Geri still be dressing like this? (
  
  The only thing I’m taking from this Paul Walker interview is that he’s cheap (
  
  Another dude who likes talking to air and f-cking it (
  
  If Howard Stern judged Idol, I would totally watch it (E! Online
  
  I wonder about Jakey G’s sleep smell. Pervy? (ASL
  
  I think I saw Ebola wearing this dress. So she shared wardrobe with The Hills. Fitting (
  
  Amanda Seyfried: can’t decide if I love it or hate it (INO
  
  How Mel Gibson is like Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck and Mike Tyson and Tarantino (

  Posted at 8:15 AM

  Thursday, February 04, 2010

  
  
  My mother practically skipped off the plane yesterday. And showed herself off. And demanded to have her photo taken posing hard in a pink coat. Then she changed into black leather pants and a red blazer for dinner with my inlaws. The camera has to be out at ALL TIMES. And she’s fully expecting to be on camera most of the time during my Torch Run tomorrow (Friday), Day 99. Am a mess from anxiety. Worried I’ll either drop it or set my hair on fire. Because it’s not like I’ve never set it on fire on special occasions. Meanwhile The Chinese Squawking Chicken can’t wait to wave her mittens. More on the Torch Run later. We must Gossip.
  
  There is a new GOOP.

  Posted at 6:24 AM

  Which portrait is the fairest?

  The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue features skinny white girls on the front and actor/director portraits inside, all of them by Annie Leibovitz and much more interesting than the banality on the cover. Not to say that individually, those girls are delightful, but again, the lack of diversity was troubling, a reflection of that industry and also our own tastes.

  

  Posted at 3:20 PM

  No Porny Riggins

  Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t.

  

  Posted at 1:55 PM

  She’s in the right neighbourhood

  Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here...

  

  Posted at 11:48 AM

  Smutty Tingles

  This is what happens when you fall off the A List (Dlisted)
  
  Finally. A brilliant, BRILLIANT career move (The Superficial)
  
  WHY AREN’T YOU LINING UP RIGHT NOW??!!?? (Popeater)
  
  Ugh. Do we have to add tongue to her list of tits and ass? (Hollywood Tuna)
  
  Reese Witherspoon, player (Just Jared)
  
  Anna Paquin’s dressing problems continue off the carpet (Pop Sugar)
  
  Jessica Biel – cheesy glamour shots! ()
  
  Cammie bendy in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
  
  The Alba Bitch and her little bully (INO)
  
  Why Swifty couldn’t sing(Cele|bitchy)

  Posted at 11:09 AM

  Manslinger’s open door

  She’s shooting a new film called Earthbound in New Orleans. Yet another romance, this time about a woman with terminal cancer who falls for her doctor. The doctor is played by Gael Garcia Bernal which you’d think would give the movie some more cred – GGB is definitely not McConaughey – but that title.

  

  Posted at 9:52 AM

  Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe

  I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse.

  

  Posted at 8:42 AM

  Crack hoarder

  Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls.

  

  Posted at 7:55 AM

  Sponsored Tingles: W Experts Search

  My friends know everything. I show up at Fiona’s three or four times a week and demand she cook for me. She knows about food. I called Justine two years ago when I was selling my apartment to help me stage it. She has the eye. Hayley, my trainer, works me out, teaches me how to recover, lectures me about a balanced diet, and texts me on Saturday nights to guilt me about my 4th Grey Goose.

  

  Posted at 7:45 AM

  GOOP can’t crop

  Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week.

  

  Posted at 7:27 AM

  Teen Tom Cruise

  Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own age. Aside from being photographed on dates with Taylor Swift, how often does he roll with a younger crowd? Where are his friends? Note to Lautner Management: must audition friends.

  

  Posted at 6:36 AM

  Dear Gossips,
  
  
  
  . I’m up extra early today, at press time he’s yet to post his recap. His recaps are BRILLIANT. And much less cryptic than those two mind f-ckers Carleton Cuse and Damon Lindelof. Click here...

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• 04 Feb 2010 05:55

  Wednesday, February 03, 2010

  I will not spoil Lost for you. I will tell you however that the mind f-ckery continues. And I have never enjoyed getting my mind f-cked so much. Lost is one of the few shows I have to watch the same night, not only because in my business it’s too hard to avoid stumbling across a revelation but also because it’s a true television event. Few shows are proper Events these days, shows that require total engagement. I can’t blackberry during Lost. And I can blackberry through almost anything. There’s also a ritual to it all. Watch Lost, wake up, read Doc Jensen at EW.com. Full Intro

  Posted at 6:37 AM

  Sandy says the right things

  A few years ago, Eddie Murphy pissed on his Oscar chances with a sh-t movie called Norbit. The Norbit billboards directly faced the Kodak, described at the time like a slap in the face to Academy Members who frowned upon his indiscriminate film selections. Sandra Bullock was nominated yesterday for Best Actress.

  

  Posted at 2:50 PM

  Olsen Coat Porn

  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here  to see the current designs inspired by New York.

  

  Posted at 2:02 PM

  You work a lot

  By movie star standards. Both of them. Matt Damon and Clint Eastwood were photographed today and yesterday in London shooting a new movie called Hereafter. Damon has just been nominated for a supporting actor Oscar for his role in Eastwood’s Invictus. And he also just came off filming The Adjustment Bureau in New York.

  

  Posted at 12:25 PM

  Madonna’s Jesus Juice

  So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already.

  

  Posted at 11:30 AM

  I’d choose Marcus over an Oscar too! But this also works VERY well on a campaign trail (The male Ashley Greene (BEST CAPTION EVER. Right below the photo (No more Jakey to pump her gas (Smell like Beysus (Julia Roberts speaks in hyperbole. The only people who make out 24 hrs a day are Twi-Hards with sparkly dildos (Desperation nipples (Mel Gibson cranky pants (The BlemishDude looks like a lady had a hissy fit (I’m so private! But by all means, come into my house when I’m trying to sell a movie (E!Online

  Posted at 10:46 AM

  You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa

  Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve attached a photo for comparison.

  

  Posted at 10:03 AM

  Young Victoria in Russia

  In Moscow today, Benicio del Toro, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving promoting The Wolfman. As noted last week, Emily’s wardrobe on this press tour has been amazingness so far. This stop is no exception. And we’ve yet to hit America. Many of you wrote yesterday re: Emily being snubbed for a Best Actress nomination in The Young Victoria.

  

  Posted at 8:13 AM

  Christina dressed up, Christina dressed down

  Many have remarked that the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue was not only too white, it was also too skinny. They’re all skinny. It’s the first thing almost everyone says upon meeting a celebrity. Tiny! And even more jarring when they change. I interviewed a young actress 3 years ago before she left for LA.

  

  Posted at 7:34 AM

  Sponsored Tingles: OSiS Style #3

  Elle at 45 The OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional Party Like a Rock Star contest period is at its midway point. Be flown to St John’s, Newfoundland, party like rock stars at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party with Hedley, Mariana’s Trench, Three Days Grace, members of Great Big Sea and others.

  

  Posted at 7:23 AM

  Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

  These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial.

  

  Posted at 6:57 AM

  February 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  The BC SPCA has launched a month-long, provincewide “Loonies for Love” campaign to help homeless and neglected animals in local communities. Specially branded coin boxes will be available at all BC SPCA locations as well as at some partnering businesses. And visitors who come to local SPCA branches will be able to purchase “loonie hearts” for $1 and have them displayed at the branch for the month.

  

  Posted at 6:45 AM

  Tuesday, February 02, 2010

  Dear Gossips,Now you know I love Sandra Bullock. Love her. But I did not love her movie. And The Blind Side was just nominated, made the list of 10 Best Picture contenders for an Oscar. The Blind Side. Almost no one was predicting The Blind Side. Because it was unfathomable that The Blind Side would be considered before ...SO MANY other films. But the Academy, in expanding the category to 10, wanted to be more inclusive, less esoteric. The People love Avatar. The People loved The Blind Side. Based on artform, The Blind Side cannot compete. Based on box office, they could not argue. And so it is. To lure the MiniVan Majority, they are giving it something to cheer for. At this point, Meryl Streep doesn’t have a chance against Sandra Bullock. And now we campaign. A month to go. More on Oscar nominations later. Full Intro

  Oscar morning hugs

  My mother arrives tomorrow. They’re coming for my Olympic Torch Run. I confess, being a rather unemotional person, it’s starting to affect me. Am I getting too sappy? Where’s my bitch? Perhaps a discussion for another time. The point is, I just watched Jeremy Renner’s reaction to his Oscar nomination this morning on The Today Show and the way he and Anthony Mackie hugged each other and I got the goosy bumps.

  

  Posted at 5:12 PM

  Remember Gossip Girl?

  If not for the paps shooting the cast daily, you wouldn’t, would you? The scheduling this season is wonk. And it’s not really sure when the show is coming back. On the official site, there’s a saucy trailer with the tagline: Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.

  

  Posted at 3:51 PM

  Maggie > Julianne

  Julianne Moore was predicted to earn an Oscar nomination today for Best Supporting Actress in A Single Man. That spot went to Maggie Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart. Now you know I’m all for Maggie G. Love her. But Julianne... she was robbed. Also, much as I’m a fan of Sandra Bullock, it’s criminal that she could have an Oscar before Julianne, and most criminal that Hilary Swank has TWO.

  

  Posted at 11:53 AM

  Smutty Tingles

  No Gaga. Do NOT do this. (The Superficial) The Royal Moists (Dlisted)
  
  When Posh met George Clooney (Popeater)
  
  Oh look. Liz Hurley looking totally the same (Hollywood Tuna)
  
  Becks is so happy when he can eat without pretending he hates food in front of his wife (Just Jared)
  
  We Are The World. But will we even know Justin Bieber in 6 months? (Pop Sugar)
  
  Ewan McGregor looks like he wants to tweak Jim’s nipple. HOT. (Towleroad)
  
  This woman claims she has a university degree (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
  
  Am now convinced that Rachel Bilson buys coffee for a living (Popoholic)
  
  Pink was scalloped and bound at the Grammys (Go Fug Yourself)

  Posted at 10:46 AM

  Ryan on love

  GO away! Or give a bad interview. Act like a douchebag. Be like Ryan Reynolds. Live inside your own ass, snarl at fans and photographers. Stop being sweet and sex at the same time. Stop being so engaging and intense. Stop being so interesting and interested. Even in a journalist. Like paying attention to what she says.

  

  Posted at 10:11 AM

  Dear John everywhere

  I haven’t watched much tv lately. But whenever I do turn on the tv I am bombarded with Dear John ads. They are trying to sell Channing Tatum as a heartthrob. Fine. We’ll judge him on the merits of a heartthrob. He is not my heartthrob. How does Channing Tatum compare to Ryan Gosling? Please.

  

  Posted at 9:33 AM

  Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe

  Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night after the Grammys.

  

  Posted at 8:34 AM

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• 02 Feb 2010 02:48

  Monday, February 01, 2010

  We will get to the Brange. The Brange killed the split rumours this weekend with a public appearance which, naturally, will spin off dozens of new conspiracy theories from those who will not rest until they make more babies. Or break up permanently. On this day however it’s not happening. More on that later.The Grammys take precedence. If you missed it, our live blog can be reviewed here. I am still looking for my 3D glasses. Because don’t we all have them lying around? WTF? Who thought that would be a good idea? Only one good thing came of it. You will see her later. It’s Monday, am online all day with Grammy posts and then regular gossip posts and there will be some Gosling this afternoon and it’ll make you tingly all over which is why I’m saving it for when we can afford a little distraction from work. Refresh often and scroll down to get caught up on all posts.

  Look at me like you look at her

  I cursed Shannon for sending me this video of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams at Sundance being interviewed for Blue Valentine. You’ll know why as soon as you hit play, the way he focuses on what she says, the way he can’t take his eyes off her, how he follows her eyes with his eyes from the side, and then he touches her.

  

  Posted at 2:19 PM

  The girls and their boys

  I’m kicking this off with some gloat. You can skip ahead if you can’t handle it. Back in December I was the first to report exclusively that several of my girls, Carey Mulligan, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone and more were shot for the prestigious Hollywood Issue

  

  Posted at 1:58 PM

  Brange: pocket 5s are weak

  What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source.

  

  Posted at 11:47 AM

  Is there an apple box device for sex? Lolita P needs one (Sigh. Why a flat chest would be nice (Michael Jackson’s legacies on the record (Christina Aguilera raggy hair corset fit (A TV show can really feed you for life (Johnny, Vanessa, and the kids! (Kiki D is living the vida Lohan (What? Posh doesn’t wear heels on the beach??? (Gisele Bundchen delivers a giant eyeroll (JailBait v 2.0 wants to sell your kid a teddy. No, a different kind of teddy. (

  I’m Lost tomorrow

  It’s here! It’s finally here! The final season of Lost. The season premiere for the final season airs tomorrow. OMG. Can you stand it? And they keep promising that in the first episode there will be a major reveal. Like one of Lost’s great mysteries. And I keep reading Doc Jensen but that only helps a little.

  

  Posted at 10:22 AM

  Hot Harry on a Horse holding babies

  And dancing. And falling. But not together. Oh la. Hot Harry spent the weekend in Barbados on official royal duty. He visited hospitals, made the children laugh, played polo, fell off his horse, and boogied down at a fundraiser. In his prim and proper khakis. It’ll be the best minute and a half of your morning.

  

  Posted at 10:09 AM

  Best Grammy quiver

  Thank you for your emails in support of my quiveration for Eminem validating me against Duana’s disgust. He was HOT last night. And even Michelle admitted his face didn’t look so f-cked up. Check the way he’s wearing his pants. Please. With Drake and Wayne, Em delivered. Em was sharp, Em was tight, Em was SEX, and Drake is the pride of the 416.

  

  Grammy Off Key

  I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it.

  

  Posted at 9:05 AM

  Grammy Gaga + Elton

  “How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot help but love her.

  

  Posted at 8:41 AM

  Grammy Favourite Dress

  It’s controversial. We will fight. I know this. But Katy Perry’s Zac Posen was my best. It was cheeky and flattering and looked like nipple pasties with sequins but on her, it was a perfect choice. The detail is exquisite, and well, there’s something about this relationship with Russell Brand.

  

  Posted at 8:14 AM

  Grammy Sasha Fierce

  Three changes, none of them Tina Knowles, no Dereon for the Grammys. The result was three different, three good looks. The first during arrivals was a skin tight Stephane Rolland, exquisitely detailed, and then a badass black leather Versace for Sasha Fierce’s performance, and then Celine Dion’s dress twin for the final part of the evening which is what she wore to collect her award for Best Female Vocal Performance.

  

  Posted at 7:52 AM

  Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

  He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet.

  

  Posted at 7:29 AM

  Grammy Third Lip

  How many times did they pan to her last night? Are they aware of her box office record the last 5 years? Because cutting to Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip will not help ratings. It did however satisfy our Third Lip needs. Third Lip was super extra fat this weekend. Probably a pre-Oscar 6 week treatment.

  

  Posted at 7:11 AM

  Grammy GLEE

  It was good. Finally Lea Michele picked a dress appropriate for the occasion, for her age, and for her status. She looked great. But holy Posh, the poseharding is epic. She also doesn’t seem to like wearing her hair up either, Jennifer Aniston. And there’s a slight new half fringe, cut specifically

  

  Posted at 7:01 AM

  Grammy Short-Off

  It is my professional duty to care about Justin Bieber. And he’s Canadian which means the caring is multiplied by 5 to satisfy Canadian Content requirements. Michelle assures me this will only last another year. Is that longer or shorter than Jersey Shore? Please let it be over. Also debated during our live blog – when can we expect a Bieber growth spurt? Bieber is almost 16.

  

  Posted at 6:50 AM

  No Grammy lunging

  What? This is what happens when you make Celine Dion share the stage. She doesn’t have enough room to lunge! Celine of course performed during the MJ tribute with Usher, Jennifer Hudson, and the Country Bitch. She could have also performed during the Haiti piece with Mary J Blige and Andrea Bocelli singing Bridge Over Troubled Water.

  

  Posted at 6:12 AM

  Grammy Spanx

  Jennifer Lopez in Versace but really it was silver body Spanx with a white curtain on top. And, ironically, not very flattering. In some of these shots it’s like she has a phantom leg. Some of you even suggested, from a blurry distance, she could have been Celine Dion. She probably wouldn’t appreciate this comparison. Full Story

  

  Posted at 5:50 AM

  Grammy one year later

  Like I said earlier, I’m not interested in a Rihanna who shows up in someone I would wear. Or something you would wear. Why would Rihanna ever wear anything we would wear? This is absurd. And so is judging her style according to the standards of what we would consider wearable. When you look like Rihanna and can work it like Rihanna, it’s a totally different playbook. Full Story

  

  Posted at 5:31 AM

  Chicken Fried Grammy

  In many ways, this made me more sad than her bald head. Because it’s like she showed up completely unaware that the last five years just happened. Britney arrived and there was a commotion and she didn’t wear pants and then I totally forgot about her the rest of the show. It’s not the scandalous Britney with the horrid clothes. Full Story

  

  Posted at 5:23 AM

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• 01 Feb 2010 00:31

  Sunday, January 31, 2010

  Let’s put the Brange counterattack on hold til tomorrow. For now, it’s the Grammy Awards Live Blog! Beyonce vs Gaga vs TSwizzle...and no Kanye.
  Also – Drake & Eminem on stage together. Oh Grammy quivers.
  Ready?
  
  See below, thank you for following along, look forward to your feedback, and enjoy the musical mashups.
  
  Yours in gossip,
  
  Lainey
  
  

  Dear Gossips,
  
  
  
  Under O’s firm examination then, Jay did himself no favours. At best he is clueless, at worst he is obliviously arrogant, and what was most maddening – in a long list of maddening responses – was that when he blamed Conan’s sh-tty ratings for his eventual departure, he failed to connect that it was his own sh-tty variety show that contributed to Conan’s numbers. Whinging buffoon. Click here...

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• 29 Jan 2010 23:12

  Friday, January 29, 2010

  Jay Leno on Oprah yesterday – did you watch? Was pleasantly surprised that the Mighty Opes actually pressed. She did not hold his hand, she wasn’t greasing the ass of a good friend, but then again, this could also have had something to do with the audience poll – over 90% of respondents were for Conan. Opesie always understands who needs greasing the most.Under O’s firm examination then, Jay did himself no favours. At best he is clueless, at worst he is obliviously arrogant, and what was most maddening – in a long list of maddening responses – was that when he blamed Conan’s sh-tty ratings for his eventual departure, he failed to connect that it was his own sh-tty variety show that contributed to Conan’s numbers.

  Posted at 7:41 AM

  Free hands, no pockets

  We run on weekends in the endowment lands, a forest in Vancouver with great trails and light hills and the most beautiful trees, and a section that looks like the ewok territory from Return of the Jedi. I used to go alone, with Marcus, but Fiona and head up there together because there are now some safety concerns after an attack last year.

  

  Posted at 5:35 PM

  The more you fight it…

  The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York.

  

  Posted at 1:10 PM

  This bitch will be a parent. Great. (What Robert Pattinson inspired (Jacek doesn’t need to be so terrified anymore (Spittle for Peace & Justice (John Mayer blames Daddy Issues (The Italian Queen is possessive ()  Little Sci’s red tears (ASLStella, sweatpants, saggy (More cuteness from Gwen’s boys (INOOMG. I still care about the Milli Vanilli (

  Posted at 12:34 PM

  Emily’s coat

  She’s in London promoting The Wolfman. I have nothing to say except this coat is making me crazy. Love it so much. Although you probably have to be a tiny person to wear it. And the tights and the shoes, the style so far on this press tour has been amazing…and they’ve yet to make a big push in North America.

  

  Posted at 10:44 AM

  So much better when it moves

  Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. Like today, in London leaving Radio 2 after an interview, Colin’s hair in the wind, some grey in the corners, wearing the sh-t out of those jeans… YES.

  

  Posted at 9:28 AM

  You snuck up on me

  It’s been a busy week, haven’t had a chance to read Entertainment Weekly as thoroughly as I normally do, but wanted to do some Lost prep before the big premiere next Tuesday (jumpy claps!) and there he is, lasering my loins again, a quiveration sniper, in two photos that conjure up the sad fantasies.

  

  Posted at 8:58 AM

  Was it awkward?

  Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend and her ex fiancé Chris Klein came too.

  

  Posted at 8:38 AM

  Best title + great poster

  I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. EW.com...

  

  Posted at 8:07 AM

  What is your hair?

  Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair.

  

  Posted at 8:01 AM

  January 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  Good luck to everyone participating in the Bust a Move for Breast Health event today in Halifax, NS! 800 people working out for 6 hours on the floor of the Metro Centre, with the final hour led by …Richard Simmons himself! All proceeds will go toward the purchase of a new digital mammography machine.

  

  Posted at 7:46 AM

  Here’s America Ferrera walking Buddy yesterday on set yesterday. And we’re back to looking at too many generic types on tv. So what was Ryan Gosling reading yesterday? Many of you wrote to ask, distracted by his 3 day quiver assault.

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• 28 Jan 2010 20:52

  Thursday, January 28, 2010

  So Ugly Betty has been cancelled. It would be easy to blame ABC for their scheduling f-ckery, not unlike Friday Night Lights and NBC, moving the show from one day to the next and killing it on a Friday and then confusing the viewers and of course they suck and should hear it and we hate them but there’s also the question of viewers…and if we’re using Friday as an argument, consider the dumbassness of Ghost Whisperer which does just fine on Friday. So to me, what’s maddening is not so much a matter of the networks being assholes, which is always the case anyway, but the matter of what people watch. Sh-t, that’s what. Here’s America Ferrera walking Buddy yesterday on set yesterday.

  

  Posted at 6:34 AM

  Dumb title portends more?

  As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous.

  

  Posted at 5:11 PM

  Leighton’s boots and shoot

  She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits.

  

  Posted at 2:20 PM

  Inoculate New Orleans

  Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts.

  

  Posted at 12:04 PM

  Double the Mimi, Double the Cheese, low on originality (We hated the old one, but we really, really hate the new one (She sucked on SNL, now January Jones can’t stop f-cking up (Pop EaterHilary Duff works out, looks healthy (Just when you thought Avril Lavigne couldn’t get any more annoying …(I like the way, like, Kristen Stewart’s hair is, like, growing out (Kate Moss’s amazing white jacket (Jon Hamm, I’ll take you any which way (Cele|bitchyThe thinnification of Kristin Cavallari (It’s one of the few times I’m not down with a Rihanna ensemble (

  Posted at 11:08 AM

  Porny is gassy

  No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly

  

  Posted at 8:44 AM

  Junior from behind

  If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? Would you walk around the house blindfolded? I would.

  

  Posted at 8:23 AM

  How Posh sees Posh

  Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces.

  

  Posted at 7:50 AM

  Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon

  I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’t have it to make it in movies.

  

  Posted at 7:04 AM

  January 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  Happy Birthday Nika! Fire-breathing dragons and hugging porcupines? Meet Natalie outside, you know why, and don’t tell Danny Rob!

  Posted at 6:35 AM

  for the amazingness.
  
  It’s tabloid Wednesday. And it’s all Brange all covers as the heat intensifies around speculation that they’ve split.

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• 27 Jan 2010 19:06

  Wednesday, January 27, 2010

  My favourite thing about yesterday was the the Pi Phi sorority at Cornell University dress code. Stacy P sent it over, made my life, and now I’m obsessed with the bitch who created it. Not exactly gossip related but you can imagine Dress Code Bitch and all her followers, you can imagine the driving force they are on pop culture. And at Cornell no less! “You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca”. Having said that, perhaps Porny Simpson should have joined a sorority. At least with this sorority there’s a guidebook. And the guidebook isn’t necessarily wrong. It’s a lot righter than her dumbass friends. Click

  

  Posted at 6:56 AM

  2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie

  The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the collection inside the magazine.

  

  Posted at 4:45 PM

  Emily Blue

  Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. In the first trailer Benicio is allowed to speak.

  

  Posted at 1:26 PM

  John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads

  It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums it up: The musicians had plenty of opportunity to prep.

  

  Posted at 12:59 PM

  Oh Swifty...please be careful.

  Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten", flirting, like a young girl intoxicated by attraction to an older man, too young to separate artistry from douchery.

  

  Posted at 11:32 AM

  What is wrong with me when KFed makes sense to me? (But I like turning the pages… am I a dinosaur? (So… sometimes I think she has Old Lady Face. And yeah, my eyes are still wonky and my ass is still chunk (Why is Drake on the inside when Trachtenberg is on the cover? (You think Tom Ford is honest with Madonna about her face? (Did Mr Taupe fall off the wagon? (Robo Katie makes everyone look like a dwarf (Haute Couture going to the sh-ts (The paps help her determine her pussy size (The BlemishJust me or does Lance Bass suddenly look like Tim Roth? (Towleroad

  Posted at 11:10 AM

  Now go away for a while

  Three days in a row of this quiveration agony. It’s too much. Despite my affinity for vodka, I am a rather disciplined person. I will work through anything, I don’t need much sleep, I have a very controlled approach to my life almost to the point of neurosis, especially while blogging. I’m the one for example, and Laura sees this all the time, who can shut out conversations around me, as gossipy and dishy as they are, when I need to pound out a post.

  

  Posted at 9:01 AM

  Country Bitch at the casino

  She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time.

  

  Posted at 8:18 AM

  Claire Danes, Temple Grandin, & Lolita washed out

  Hayden Panettiere has red hair now. You can’t see it very well as she had it pulled back at the premiere of Temple Grandin in New York last night but it’s there, it’s dark, and she looks washed out. The dress doesn’t help either. Not the best choice, right? Lolita is only 20, was easily one of the youngest, if not the youngest, on the carpet.

  

  Posted at 8:08 AM

  Sponsored Tingles: OSiS Style #2

  Rude boy and Zuma The OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional Party Like a Rock Star is in its 4th week. They want to send you to a high profile, invite-only party and have 2 tickets with your name on them! You and a friend will be whisked away to St John’s, Newfoundland where you will party like rock stars and rub elbows with the hottest celebrities at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party.

  

  Posted at 7:57 AM

  Mr Taupe is contrite

  Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship.

  

  Posted at 7:23 AM

  January 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  To Katherine – thank you from Kristi who is so grateful for your help with Ethan and staying up late and being so supportive. She said you’d like some Taylor Lautner. Ok, but he doesn’t remind you of Tom Cruise...

  

  Posted at 7:03 AM

  here
  on Friday night. Loved it. So much. So classy, so endearing, so truly him and how he wanted to go out. As corny as this sounds, he made my heart soar. And sore. How can you not root for Coco? As for where Coco’s going next, everyone is predicting Fox but not everyone is in favour of Fox.

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• 26 Jan 2010 18:50

  Tuesday, January 26, 2010

  The whole world is still freaking out about the Brange. And tomorrow is Tabloid Wednesday. So get ready for the cover to cover assault. If you missed my analysis of the split rumours yesterday, click here. As for press time, nothing has changed. The Brange position is the same, their message is the same. But Jennifer Aniston is enjoying every minute. It’s also juuuust been announced that Jen donated $500K toward earthquake relief in Haiti. Received many emails yesterday re: thoughts on Conan O’Brien’s final Tonight Show on Friday night.

  Posted at 7:13 AM

  Saoirse is versatile

  Lovely Saoirse Ronan is still promoting The Lovely Bones which, after a pushed back release, hasn’t been performing too badly. Obviously not the awards bait it was predicted to be last summer after critical annihilation but with a revamped marketing strategy focusing on teen girls, Bones isn’t a complete bust financially, and sometimes that’s all that matters.

  

  Posted at 6:11 PM

  The happy couple

  They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with their first, has never looked lovelier.

  

  Posted at 2:19 PM

  Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch

  Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his wife on television, not so subtly admonishing her for revealing their romantic secrets.

  

  Posted at 12:28 PM

  Tina Fey > Victoria Beckham

  Another month, another defeat... Anna Wintour continues to shun Victoria Beckham. But this time, unlike Shelfy last time, it’s an inspired choice. Tina Fey will grace the cover of March Vogue. Fist pumps! All however is not lost. Even though she’s yet to land US Vogue, Posh will be represented in Glamour.

  

  Posted at 11:21 AM

  Smutty Tingles

  This is not Nicole Kidman doing yoga. But almost. (The Superficial)
  Natalie Portman beefless homewrecking? (Dlisted)
  
  Katherine McPhee: the new body in a great dress (Hollywood Tuna)
  
  Sigh. James McAvoy and his wife are so happy (Just Jared)
  
  Fug poses the question: Why is Michelle Monaghan? (Go Fug Yourself)
  
  Clingy Shelfy Biel canNOT dance (Pop Sugar)
  
  Emma Watson coquette (Popoholic)
  
  I laughed. SO HARD. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
  
  Just in case you forgot – Elin Woods does NOT play (The Fab Life)
  
  There will be a Glee wedding! (Popeater)

  Posted at 10:44 AM

  Ryan ambush

  He ambushed me this morning. Totally killed my morning. As noted yesterday, I try to stay away from Ryan Gosling when I need to con-cen-trate. Ryan is not good for productivity. But there he was, like a laser to the loins on the photo agency sites this morning, a quiveration ambush, and it’s too much, way too much.

  

  Posted at 9:49 AM

  Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

  Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died.

  

  Posted at 9:10 AM

  Hugh says CONCENTRATE

  So f-cking cute. Thanks to Alicia for sending this along. A promo for Hugh Jackman’s upcoming appearance on Sesame Street. He’s with Elmo. And they need to concentrate. Sesame Street is like puppies for pussy attraction. Puppies, babies, Sesame Street. Right? And I’m not even into kids.

  

  Posted at 8:29 AM

  Kat Dennings: Nifty in Vancouver

  Another girlcrush, another reason why Lindsay Lohan is almost forgettable, Kat Dennings is currently in Vancouver shooting Daydream Nation (written and directed by Canadian Mike Goldbach) with Josh Lucas. She was on set yesterday – gorgeous, luscious, quirky, and determined not be sucked into that generic LA cesspool of vapid, skinny bitches and their vapid skinnier sycophants.

  

  Posted at 8:10 AM

  Tilda, Coco, and Kevin

  Tilda Swinton is at Sundance promoting I Am Love. She is Woman. She is Best. She is Coco. As you know, during his final monologue on The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien joked that Tilda would play him on the HBO movie about the late night wars. When asked about this during the junket, Tilda said she was game...

  

  Posted at 7:41 AM

  January 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

  Happy Birthday Lisa H with love from Alison! I wanted so much to see My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish Wiccan Wedding last time I was home. Hopefully next time I’m in town. To Aurelie from Kelly who will miss you but you’ll always have gossip, after 5pm conversations, and inappropriate Halloween costumes at work.

  

  Posted at 7:21 AM

  Dear Gossips,
  
  
  
  Not that I agree with the way Sandra Bullock’s sweeping through awards season. Erin Brockovich for the win. Hers was not the best performance of the year, but she’s just so well liked, with such a solid reputation, the voters, who are her friends, simply can’t resist. And it’s a testament to her charm that no one can complain about it either. This is one popularity contest you simply cannot fight. Full Intro

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