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Denver/Boulder: Langhorne Slim, road warrior
- Crosstalk The highs and lows of this year’s Super Bowl ads
- The ugliest truth: 24 romantic-comedy characters who don’t deserve love
- Hater No One Should Focus On Tim Tebow's Family
- Interview Tim Kring
- Ratings: Super Bowl XLIV beats M*A*S*H*; NBC Nightly News outpaces prime-time
- The A.V. Club Blog What Do You Need Your TV To Do?
- Weekend Box Office: A hunk of dough
- Hater Eventually All The Holidays Will Be Ensemble Romantic Comedies Directed By Garry Marshall
- The A.V. Club Blog Great Job, Internet! Demon sheep, organ-selling coroners and the art of the insane attack ad
- Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures
- Inventory The ugliest truth: 22 romantic-comedy characters who don’t deserve love
- White Knight Chronicles
- Death By Cube
- Better Late Than Never?Grease
- Cheesy origins: Fair Oaks Farms
- TV Club "Sins Of The Father"
- Newswire Stalking Garrison Keillor
- Food and drink o’ the Irish
- Review The Amazing Screw-On Head
- feature The sexual politics of slavery
- Undercover Boss
- TV Club "Romantic Expressionism"
- TV ClubTemple Grandin
- Review Zhang Liang (compiler): The Tiananmen Papers: The Chinese Leadership's Decision To Use Force Against Their Own PeopleIn Their Own Words
- feature Neurotic boys and sarcastic moms: 5 familiar themes of this year's FronteraFest
- “Reins Of A Waterfall”
- feature Namecheck: Panda Riot
- Daily Dish Crêpe Marrakech
- Hater Ladies, Are You Ready For The SuperGame?
- Savage Love
- American Idol producers want shock jock Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell
- Tolerability Index The Tolerability Index: February 3, 2010
- Great Job, Internet! Hipster Puppies
- "Sweetums"
- Russell Simmons
- The A.V. Club Blog The AVQ&A questions we won’t answer (including that sex-music thing you keep asking about)
- The creepy saga of Joe Simpson and his daughters inspires creepy Nickoledeon comedy
- TV Club "The Proof Is In The Penis"
- Favorite bad-asses
- First Pitchfork Music Fest lineup announced
- TV Club "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"/"The Mark Of Gideon"
- TV Club "Honeypot"
- Random Roles Kevin Corrigan
- The New Cult Canon Let The Right One In
- Check out the trailer for the new Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant film
- AVQ&A Favorite bad-asses
- The New Cult Canon Let The Right One In
- American Idol producers want shock jock Howard Stern to replace Simon CowellFeb 5, 2010
- The creepy saga of Joe Simpson and his daughters inspires creepy Nickoledeon comedyFeb 5, 2010
- First Pitchfork Music Fest lineup announcedFeb 5, 2010
- R. Kelly wants you to beg for moreFeb 4, 2010
- Relix serves up a comprehensive Pavement reunion article, written by Will EnoFeb 4, 2010
- Duncan Sheik to write music for American Psycho musicalFeb 4, 2010
- Today in autopsies: Brittany MurphyFeb 4, 2010
- This American Life goes mobile with new iPhone appFeb 4, 2010
- Taco Bell pays tribute to its late founder...Feb 4, 2010
- SXSW Film releases lineup: It's your time to shine, MacGruber
Washington D.C.: Pupatella Neapolitan Pizza Cart
February 3, 2010
Let’s say, theoretically, I’m a pedophile.
I’m not stupid or evil, so I’m not gonna DO anything. I’m not even gonna look at porn, because the production of it involves child exploitation. Hell, even porn that’s just drawn pictures—perverts drawing smut for perverts with no kids or anyone else involved—is illegal in a lot of places. I don’t even look at kids in public, and anyone of whatever orientation who’s been to a crowded beach knows how hard it can be not to look.
So what the fuck should I do? Chemical castration? But I haven’t DONE anything, and I don’t plan to. Am I obliged to tell anyone? Good way to lose friends and get the shit kicked out of me. Can I keep babysitting my friends’ kids when they need a hand? After all, if I were into adult women, people wouldn’t see anything wrong with leaving me alone with a couple of those. They certainly wouldn’t assume I’d molest them.
My sex drive was put together wrong, Dan. What the fuck do I do? Live alone and hope Japan starts producing affordable ...
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Some advice for "good pedophiles" and demystifying the link between Christianity and sadomasochism.
- Warner to experiment with "new" "Six-Pak" release format
- “LA X”
- Savage Love February 3, 2010
- Aziz Ansari
- Cocaine toxicity, alcohol killed Jay Reatard, autopsy reports
- My Year Of Flops Devilishly Alec Baldwintastic Case File #155: Shortcut To Happiness
- Andy Warhol's classic Blow Job to get modern makeover
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- Arcade Fire sells out (for Haiti)
- Kingdom Of The Spiders
- Pitchfork Music Festival set for July 16-18Feb 3, 2010
- Warner to experiment with "new" "Six-Pak" release formatFeb 3, 2010
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- Andy Warhol's classic Blow Job to get modern makeoverFeb 3, 2010
- Wyclef, Fergie, Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga and a whole bunch of other motherfuckers to remake "We Are The World" to benefit Haiti earthquake victimsFeb 3, 2010
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- Gogol Bordello teams up with Rick Rubin, plots sweaty tourFeb 3, 2010
- R. Kelly answers your burning questions about yodelingFeb 3, 2010
- UPDATED: Def Jux closing down?Feb 3, 2010
- Calvin And Hobbes creator Bill Watterson gives first interview in over twenty yearsFeb 2, 2010
- “Got to have faaaaaaaaaaaith!”: 26 attempts to give familiar hits some edge
- Newswire Weekend Box Office: Yep, you guessed it
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- Hater Grammy Superlatives
- Mass Effect 2
- Newswire Netflix Adds Hundreds of Indie Titles to “Watch Instantly” Feature
- "Million Dollar Maybe"/"Our Gang"/"Dial Meg for Murder"/"A Jones for a Smith"
- TV Club "The Mighty And Strong"
- Interview BioWare’s Dr. Greg Zeschuk
- Scenic RoutesThe Thin Blue Line
- Little Brother to release final albumFeb 1, 2010
- Netflix Adds Hundreds of Indie Titles to “Watch Instantly” FeatureFeb 1, 2010
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- Weekend Box Office: Yep, you guessed itFeb 1, 2010
- Check out the trailer for the new Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant filmFeb 1, 2010
- Jon Hamm/Michael Bublé
- Frank Batten (with Jeffrey L. Cruikshank): The Weather Channel: The Improbable Rise Of A Media Phenomenon
- Sundance ’10: Prize-Winners & Summing Up
- Umberto Eco: The Island Of The Day Before
- Congo: White King, Red Rubber, Black Death
- Sunday night: Elden Calder
- Violence In The Snowy Fields
- The Jacket
- feature The best TV series of the ’00s
- Cultural obligations
- Comics Panel January 29, 2009
- A.V. TalkEdge Of Darkness / Sundance Film Festival
- Jay Leno Is A Gunfighting Boxer/Wrestler In A Marriage With Showbiz During Wartime
- Caligula director to bring audiences 38DDD in 3D
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- "Friendly Fire"
- Monte Hellman
- TV Club "Killing Utne"
- Hatecast Oscar Fever Is A Terminal Illness
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- Caligula director to bring audiences 38DDD in 3DJan 28, 2010
- Another thing you didn't ask for: an animated Joe Dirt show on TBSJan 28, 2010