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04 Jul 2009 05:04
So your Fifth-Grade Teacher
Made A Sex TapeWhat is the correct response to a situation in which a child inadvertently views adult material? A wry, informed joke? A detailed and methodical explanation? Or hysterics?
Omni Hotel San Diego
James GriffinJul 4, 5:40 amLocation, location, location. The Omni Hotel in San Diego is not the most original, but its scene is definitely happening - find out why.
You know in life what's a good thing to do and what's a bad thing, and I did a bad thing, and there you have it. - Hugh Grant
A Chinese man is serving a life sentence for killing the man who stole his virtual sword.
Top 10: Things You Should Never Say To A WomanThere are plenty of articles out there telling you all the things you should say, so this time we've decided to tell you when to keep your trap shut.
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03 Jul 2009 19:53
Bad Trend: Death Spam
Michael Jackson's death has already spawned thousands of hacks, viruses and scams.
Was Abbie Cornish Worth It?
Jasper AnsonJul 3, 9:33 pmHe may have lost Reese Witherspoon to an apparent affair with Abbie Cornish, but was it worth the sacrifice?
Jul 3, 9:00 pmYou may think she's scandalized by strip clubs, but she might just be waiting for you to invite her to come along.
You Too Can Tattoo (But We Recommend You Practice First)
Jesse CorbeilJul 3, 7:31 pmNeuma's new hybrid tattoo machine is a smooth operator - both technically and in appearance.
Left 4 Dead Is A Zombie Paradise
Andrew ChomikJul 3, 5:24 pmWe know; we're not idiots. This is an old game to be reviewing, but it's just so damn good.
Is It Cool To Make MJ Jokes Yet?
Ryan McKeeJul 3, 4:37 pmMichael Jackson is dead! Is it too soon to make jokes? Comedian Jon Lajoie doesn't think so.
TapouT Interview
Johnny TestaJul 3, 3:38 pmDan "Punkass" Caldwell talks to AskMen.com about MMA's leading apparel brand TapouT.
Dynamic Duo
Benjamin ClymerJul 3, 2:44 pmWhat do you get when surf-style meets quirky British design? A pair of funky limited edition sunglasses.
Japan's Biggest City
Eric L. RobinsonJul 3, 2:44 pmAre you cool enough to stand out in the city that accounts for 10% of Japan's population?
Cool Site: MaybeYouShouldntBuyThat.com
Jul 3, 2:00 pmIf you're thinking about purchasing any of these outrageously priced items, maybe you shouldn't.
CelebsChannelAnother Spoof Movie? Bring It On!
Jasper AnsonJul 3, 1:43 pmShoshana Bush wants to make you laugh. Are you ready for a beautiful woman to entertain you?
Courtney Blackâ¦is hotCourtney Black, no relation to Conrad Blackâ¦in case you were wondering.
Tila Tequila Likes RedTila Tequila got invited to an event, so of course she showed up and of course she was wearing something to showcase her body
Tyson fights Snoop DoggMike Tyson and Snoop Dogg square off on the video game Fight Night Round 4.
Fireworks Fail VideosSometimes the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong.
Science of SexAccording to science, the logic behind having a traditional "wingman" is dubious.
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03 Jul 2009 10:43
Breaking News
North Korea's First Beer Ad
In an apparent first, North Korea has aired a beer commercial on state television.
Joke: When I Drink, Everybody Drinks
Jul 3, 1:00 pmA guy walks into a bar and shouts: "When I drink, everybody drinks!" Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy. Feeling great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one...
Jul 3, 12:36 pm
AM's Weekly Horoscopes
Patrick ArundellJul 3, 11:41 amFind out what the stars have in store for you this weekend.
Top 10: Things You Should Never Say To A Woman
David DeAngeloJul 3, 11:13 amThere are plenty of articles out there telling you all the things you should say, so this time we've decided to tell you when to keep your trap shut.
Exercise Tip Of The Day
Jul 3, 11:00 amThe only reliable way to avoid common sports injuries like a pulled groin is to stretch thoroughly before working out.
Fashion Commentary: Don't Be A Turtle
Ryan McKeeJul 3, 9:47 amThe male gender has its own "cougar" equivalent, and this guy embodies it. Don't be a Turtle.
Dating & SexChannelApproaching Her With Confidence & More
David DeAngeloJul 3, 8:32 amIn this week's Q&A: How to approach women with confidence, how to deal with being a 22-year-old virgin and one man's success story with C&F.
It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away.- Eugene Field
At one point, nuclear radiation doses in a province of China surpassed those at Chernobyl.
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02 Jul 2009 23:47
Melrose Place Returns. Catfights!
David NusairJul 2, 10:57 pmWill the Melrose Place reboot do justice to the Heather Locklear headlined original? Jessica Lucas plans to make sure it does.
Sex Tip Of The Day
Jul 2, 9:00 pmA relaxing sensual massage will ease her tension and unlock her desire for you.
The Other Standard Hotel
Scott CarterJul 2, 6:12 pmWith New York still abuzz over their Standard Hotel, AM went back to visit the L.A. location.
Top 10: European River CruisesForget dragging your bags through train stations and airports; the way to see Europe is by boat.
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02 Jul 2009 14:12
Fashion: Members OnlyShopping Sites
Farah AverillJul 2, 3:24 pmWith the economy sucking, designer duds have never been more accessible -- if you're a member. Find out why these exclusive e-shops are giving eBay a serious complex.
5 Things You Didn't Know: Interrogation Techniques
Ross BonanderJul 2, 2:31 pmHow did Jack Bauer influence real-world interrogation techniques?
Cool Site: WeAreHunted.com
Jul 2, 2:00 pmWe're not talking big game here, we're talking the latest tunes.
Infectious Or Annoying? AM Weighs In
Ross BonanderJul 2, 1:51 pmJudge Mary Murphy is truly unforgettable on So You Think You Can Dance? But is that really a good thing?
Joke: The Disappearing Wife
AskMen.com EditorsJul 2, 1:00 pmA man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When...
Espadrillos Of Sweden
Michael A. LubarskyJul 2, 12:43 pmThey used to be Europe's little secret, but now North America has caught on. Here's how to pull off the espadrille.
Doc Love: Jealousy Troubles
Doc LoveJul 2, 11:56 amYour insecurities will push her away. Doc Love has the proof.
Exercise Tip Of The Day
AskMen.com EditorsJul 2, 11:00 amBack pain bothering you? Lie on the floor and bring one knee at a time to your chest, hugging it close to you for 15 seconds each side.
Top 10: European River Cruises
Steven ShawJul 2, 9:55 amForget dragging your bags through train stations and airports; the way to see Europe is by boat.
2009's Newest Culinary Trend
Simon MajumdarJul 2, 8:18 amA new trend is about to hit the culinary world -- and it's emerging from an unlikely place.
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02 Jul 2009 04:00
Has Johnny Depp Met His Match?
Kyle DarbysonJul 2, 5:35 amCan he outshine his Public Enemies costar, the one and only Johnny Depp? Why not? He already eclipsed Brad Pitt.
Get Some Colorful Head In The Shower
Adam WeinbergJul 2, 4:27 amWant to impress a girl in your shower? Then you'll want to show her the tricks your new head can do.
CelebsChannel
The Titanic Director Goes Sci-Fi
David NusairJul 1, 10:33 pmWhen you're the master of special effects, isn't it about time you went sci-fi? James Cameron attempts to outdo Star Trek.
Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.- Ulysses Everett McGill
The Constitution of Louisiana is the 2nd longest constitution in the world.
Top 10: Reasons To Hate Lance ArmstrongHe hangs out with McConaughey. He's a glory hog. Dave Golokhov has at least 10 reasons to root for Carlos Sastre and the other guys.
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01 Jul 2009 18:01
Sex Tip Of The Day
Jul 1, 9:00 pmTry the lumberjack position if you're getting it on in the woods: She faces a tree and hugs it, and you enter her from behind. Trees with smooth bark are best for this one.
AM City Review: Get High On Adventure Here
Kulsum MerchantJul 1, 8:19 pmBlame it on the high altitude or the pesky pickpockets, but you can't help but feel high on adventure in Bogota.
Your Favorite Prostitute/Doctor Is Back!
David NusairJul 1, 6:39 pmMelrose Place returns for a new generation. A prostitute/doctor character is still realistic, right? Jacobsen plans to prove it.
Reviving The Dying Art Of The Straight Shave
Autumn GiustiJul 1, 4:34 pmThe golden age of men's shaving has passed, but we're determined to lead a revival, and we've got our straight-edge blades sharpened.
Do You Drink Too Much?
Chris GoodJul 1, 2:39 pmWhen does a few drinks after work every day turn into a full-blown drinking problem? We'll help you figure out where you fall on the scale.
Cool Site: TragicSex.com
Jul 1, 2:00 pmWe've all had it, we just haven't ever had the venue to vent about it - until now.
Joke: Life In The Fast lane
Jul 1, 1:00 pmA racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the...
Public Enemies Review: Depp And Bale In Gangland Chicago
Radheyan Simonpillai Jul 1, 12:36 pmThe director who made Heat brings a story of 1930s gangsters. Does it live up to the promise of its powerhouse cast?
AskMen.com EditorsJul 1, 11:00 amExercise balls aren't just for women's Pilates classes; they can intensify your ab and back workout.
Funcshionite Tech: Stylish, Futuristic Gadgets For Guys
What are the gadgets that manage to look great without sacrificing functionality? We found a few toys that were built for Funcshionites.
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01 Jul 2009 06:46
Top 10: Reasons To Hate Lance Armstrong
Dave GolokhovJul 1, 8:38 amHe hangs out with McConaughey. He's a glory hog. Dave Golokhov has at least 10 reasons to root for Carlos Sastre and the other guys.
Top 10: Reasons To Love
Lance ArmstrongMalcolm MacMillanJul 1, 7:31 amLance Armstrong is the world's most stacked cancer survivor. What's not to admire? Malcolm MacMillan lays out the reasons to cheer him on as the Tour kicks off.
Avoid Double Indemnity:
Unnecessary Life Insurance PoliciesNick KennedyJul 1, 5:48 am"Double Indemnity" is one among many life insurance products that you don't need to spend your money on.
Wednesday Watch Pick:
Girard-Perregaux RattrapanteBenjamin ClymerJul 1, 3:17 amThis late-'90s Girard-Perregaux is in great shape and selling at a great price. There's only one -- will you be the first AM reader to get to it?
EntertainmentChannel
The Bat That Will Instantly
Improve Your SwingJesse CorbeilJul 1, 1:20 amAre you looking for a way to improve your batting average without turning to drugs? Don't ask Barry Bonds for advice.
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.- Thomas Paine
Infomercial celebrity Matthew Lesko owns 15 suits covered in question marks.
Top 5: Movies That Scare GuysToothed vaginas, Bobbitt moms and menstruating werewolves... these horror movies were created with our gender in mind.
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30 Jun 2009 21:12
Yoko Owns Lennon Footage
It's official: Yoko Ono is the rightful copyright holder of rare, intimate footage...
AXE Instinct: Leather You Can Wear In The Shower
Adam Fox Jun 30, 11:12 pmAXE brought in the nose, er, brains, behind lines like CK One to build its manliest fragrance yet.
The Threesome-Friendly Condom
Jun 30, 9:35 pmWill it increase your chances of locking down a threesome? Probably not.
Sex Tip Of The Day
Jun 30, 9:00 pmThere comes a time when a man has to fake an orgasm. In this case, always be wearing a condom, and don't overact. Less is, in fact, more when it comes to fake orgasms.
7 Pickup Rules Women Want Men To Know
Andrea MadisonJun 30, 6:16 pmPicking up women isn't a gift from god - it's a skill all men can develop. Find out what she really wants.
Mafioso: Mastering Street Slang
Mr. MafiosoJun 30, 4:31 pmIf you think "juice" is something you drink and "omerta" is a watch brand, you're in trouble. Mr. Mafioso is here to help.
AM City Review: Park City
Emma McKay Jun 30, 3:47 pmFrom snowy slopes to the Sundance Film Festival, there's a lot going on in this little Utah town.
Like Pictures Of Joanna Taylor?Feast your eyes on these.
Anna Flaunts Her KournikovaFormer tennis beauty Anna Kournikova is still hot.
Rain, Rain Go AwayThis umbrella changes color in the rain.
World's Ugliest Tattoos210 WTF were they thinking tattoos.
Best Man SpeechesA toast to the worst Best Man speeches of all time.
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30 Jun 2009 12:27
Part III: Men in 2009
Are you still worried about global warming? AM wants to know your thoughts on current topics; participate in our Men In 2009 survey.
Eating Well: Brain Food
Shannon ClarkJun 30, 2:20 pmDo eggs make you smarter or dumber? How about berries?
Cool Site: WreckedExotics.com
Jun 30, 2:00 pmWreckedExotics.com is the internet's largest collection of exotic car crash photos.
Joke: Colorful Nicknames
AskMen.com EditorsJun 30, 1:00 pmThree women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said: "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne...
GMS: Men In 2008 Roundup
Ryan MurphyJun 30, 12:52 pmWith the current events portion of the 2009 survey rolling out today, we take a look back at the trends that emerged in 2008's GMS.
Texters Worse Than Drunk Drivers: Tech News
Jun 30, 11:59 amDWT might be the new DUI, Jobs is back at work, and more tech news.
9 Signs You're About To Get Fired
Ian HarrisonJun 30, 11:49 amThat pink slip might be closer than you think if any of these 9 signs seem familiar. Act now before it's too late.
Exercise Tip Of The Day
AskMen.com EditorsJun 30, 11:00 amMany abdominal exercises, especially those that involve leg raises, are good for strengthening your hip flexors too.
Tuesday Trivia: Horse Names That Could Also Be "Little Man" Names
Ryan McKeeJun 30, 9:51 amEver notice how great racehorses' names could easily double as nicknames for your "little man"? No?
Top 5: Movies That Scare Guys
Walter J. LyngJun 30, 7:18 amToothed vaginas, Bobbitt moms and menstruating werewolves... these horror movies were created with our gender in mind.
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