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25 May ' 18:51
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25 May ' 12:21
Today my boyfriend texted me with, "Come outside. I have a suprise for you." When I went outside he handed me a coconut. I think I'm in love.#31027299210Today I went on MysterySeeker. When I asked for my mission, it told me to send a message to an email address, and wait for the answer, of course, I accepted this message. About 10 minutes later, I received a message saying 'Congrats!! You have completed your mission, you have been deemed worthy to receive this digital cookie. (::) it is chocolate chip.... May it power you to continue many more missions : )' Life. Made. MLIA.#3129511 Comments: 2 Votes: 15Comments: 36 Votes: 1291512015124125205Comments: 8 Votes: 20425202233 -
25 May ' 05:00
nano
Today my sister posted on Facebook "Noooooo school! Thank you frosted flakes from the heavens!" I'm never calling it snow again. H(her)LIA#3301914 Comments: 35 Votes: 9811A few days ago, at an advanced screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, everyone in the theatre took turns yelling out a character or phrase to see who could get the biggest response. I yelled out something in parseltongue. I recieved the biggest response. I still have no idea what I said. MLIA#3180004 Comments: 3 Votes: 9313Today, I decided to try out the Google/Yahoo War since I'd been reading a lot of posts about it. I looked up "Why isn't 1" on both sites. Yahoo suggested "Why isn't 1 a prime number." Google suggested "Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?" I think that I know who wins, and how I shall now pronounce 11. MLIA.#3180011 Comments: 17 Votes: 97In band class we were in the auditorium, not doing anything. So our student teacher told us we needed some entertainment. One student jumped up onstage and started playing "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King. By the time he had gotten to the chorus we were all singing along. MLIA.#1455455 Comments: 24 Votes: 10920Comments: 52 Votes: 18317Comments: 8 Votes: 188Comments: 17 Votes: 18320Comments: 44 Votes: 21726Comments: 105 Votes: 27023275 -
24 May ' 09:11
haberdashery
My history teacher seperated the class into four colors of green, red, blue and yellow. I was leader of the red group. I answered a question correctly about the Civil War. She looked at me and yelped "10 points awarded to Gryfindor!" Seriously... MLIA.#1455438 Comments: 4 Votes: 646Today i ate dinner with my family and my sister's friend. I was wearing a superman cape. No one said anything. MLIA#3126147 Comments: 1 Votes: 7812105121592352472228329729Comments: 14 Votes: 2461529321 -
23 May ' 23:21
Today, I started singing along to the song "winter Wrap up" on my Ipod, which is from my little Pony. I was singing at the top of my lungs and dancing because I thought everyone was outback. Little did I know my dad was standing at my window video taping the entire thing MLIA#3325219748Today, I reaqd this "Today was my birthday. My mom and I made cupcakes with little bears in bikinis on it, but with no umbrellas. After searching all the local bars and liquor stores for drink umbrellas, we went to the party store. We ended up walking out with fake moustaches, candy necklaces, tiaras, and this insanely sour candy for a goodie bag. I am proud to say that was my 13th birthday, and I did wear my fake moustache to the party. MLIA" Just so you know, mystery person, I wore a moustache to my 13th birthday party too. In fact the whole party was moustache themed. You're not alone. MLIA#3179937 Comments: 42 Votes: 13220Comments: 104 Votes: 219Comments: 21 Votes: 24227524Comments: 18 Votes: 28228Comments: 14 Votes: 237Comments: 31 Votes: 287Comments: 8 Votes: 2272432618 -
23 May ' 12:16
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23 May ' 00:35
yell
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22 May ' 13:56
Today I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. In both, I typed "Why am I..." Yahoo gave me "Why am I so tired?" whereas Google gave me "Why am I being stalked by an evil death-eater hobo?" Win Google, and nice use of a Harry Potter term. MLIA#311966359Comments: 17 Votes: 13015Comments: 2 Votes: 1371541613712Comments: 30 Votes: 1951615723Comments: 5 Votes: 2211520121Comments: 12 Votes: 19237 -
22 May ' 02:13
bark
Today i realized that my new iPhone automatically changes the word Apple to Ninja Turtles every time. As if this wasnt enough it also changes the word autocorrect to autocucumber. I have yet to figure out why my iPhone thinks autocucumber is a word but i find these corrections to be perfectly acceptable. MLIA.#317998966Today, a kid in my class yelled "It's snowing!" Everyone looked up except for me.... There are no windows in our classrooms. I win. MLIA.#1672607 Comments: 1 Votes: 757Today I read a post that said: "Today I discovered that if you go to 35 Sampsonia St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 on google maps and look at the picture, there is two grown men having a midevil Ninja sword fight...MLIA". I decided to see this for myself. I looked up the address. Mind. Blown. MLIA.#3180010 Comments: 7 Votes: 8510Today we got letters for who made the honor roll. What were they disguised as you may ask? Hogwarts acceptance letters. MLIA.#31086928110Comments: 29 Votes: 150Comments: 6 Votes: 122165Comments: 86 Votes: 18320Comments: 12 Votes: 1733416931 -
21 May ' 15:16
giddy
Today, I came down with a bad cold and felt terrible. As I was curled up, sick and tired, on the couch, my dad came over, dropped a sheet of bubblewrap in my lap, and said, "Here feel better." After I finished it all, I took my temperatre again. My fever was gone. MLIA.#3179980599Today I discovered that my sister's name backwards sounds like "harass", and my name backwards sounds like "nag 'em". Do we belong together? Heck yes. OLAA#3324180 Comments: 2 Votes: 628Today, we found my missing textbook. In the bottom of the fridge. Under some lettuce. MLIA#3161181 Comments: 3 Votes: 719Comments: 85 Votes: 14814627Comments: 9 Votes: 1492716822188203213
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