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23 May ' 21:00
- The way the bathroom door just close sounded just like the opening of Queen's "We Will Rock You". #popsong#bathroomStall2 hours ago
- I'm going to a movie with my boss tonight. Reserved seating at the theatre, I hear. You're weird, Saskatoon. 4 hours ago
- All I'm saying, Saskatoon, is that this rain had better not be snow tomorrow. 7 hours ago
- All y'all, I'm a Proofreading Genius. 9 hours ago
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23 May ' 10:02
- It is six AM. Do you know where my children are? 5 hours ago
- Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked. 20 hours ago
- Sometimes, I choose to hear "whores" instead of "horse". 22 hours ago
- God DAMN it. I HATE it when random bits of stories are changed for no reason. Esp. when that changes entire charActers #GoT22 hours ago
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21 May ' 23:56
- Do you know how very little I care about the British Royalty? As my father once said, I'd not cross the street to spit on them.
- When you're a Serious Fisherman, you have to say everything twice. Say everything twice. 3 hours ago
- What the deuce is a subtweet? 9 hours ago
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21 May ' 13:00
- True or False, y'all: Chez Relaxo is magic. 22 minutes ago
- Screw Grapes. Albert the Hologram is the best dressed man on TeeVee. 23 minutes ago
- Check that. I'm going to watch Quantum Leap all. goddamned. day. 31 minutes ago
- I plan to watch movies all. goddamned. day. 37 minutes ago
- JESUS, MARTIN; I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET!
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20 May ' 19:33
- Lard of the Rings #OneLetterOffMovies1 hour ago
- Ice Ace #OneLetterOffMovies1 hour ago
- Citizen Kant #OneLetterOffMovies1 hour ago
- Fellowship of the Rind #OneLetterOffMovies1 hour ago
- Schindler's Lisp #OneLetterOffMovies1 hour ago
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19 May ' 01:02
- Does Iggy Pop even OWN a shirt? 5 hours ago
- You can't spell "oppose" without "poop" #YouCannotSpellWithouts5 hours ago
- Is there anyone who *doesn't* read Tarot? 5 hours ago
- Hey, remember that time I was a complete arsehole to you? I'm sorry for that. 5 hours ago
- Sorry, guys. I couldn't do it. I had to turn off the movie. Now none of us will know what happens. 6 hours ago
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18 May ' 14:18
- Fuck it. I'm eating the springrolls. 1 hour ago
- Do you know what rhymes with "gay"? Buffet, that's what. Unless you say it 'buff-fet', which is wrong. It's pronounced 'g-ay'. 2 hours ago
- whelp. There goes my afternoon. 2 hours ago
- Attempt at completely giving up social media other than Twitter: FAILYORE. 2 hours ago
- No, seriously. I love you guys SO MUCH. 3 hours ago
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18 May ' 04:55
- Yes. It takes at least a day. 8 hours ago
- "Does it take much time to learn the 'wayofthevampire'?" 8 hours ago
- Twitter, ALWAYS take my advice. 8 hours ago
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17 May ' 18:44
- OMG OMG Sean "Redshirt" Bean is on a television programme that isn't fantasy-based! Will they off him? DETAILS TO FOLLOW! 31 minutes ago
- My boyfriend and your boyfriend, sitting in a fire...my boyfriend says to your boyfriend: you're a stupid liar! #ThatsHowItGoesInMyHead3 hours ago
- I need you, tweeps. What's your favourite antivirus program? I need a new one at work. 4 hours ago
- I love this so much #stophomophobia#spreadloveandunderstanding plus.google.com/11222481865685…5 hours ago
- I think "recloseable bags" really ought to be called "re-openable bags". 5 hours ago
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17 May ' 09:12
Hierarchy
- Do not harm others.
- Conquer your anger and hatred.
- We live purposeful, meaningful lives.
- The practice of patience is essential.
- We have the ability and the responsibility to choose whether our actions follow a virtuous path.
- With inner strength or mental stability, we can endure all kinds of adversity.
- Love, compassion, and concern for others are real sources of happiness.
- "wayofthevampire", do you ever, like, literally *run into* "wayofthewerewolf"? Or "wayofthemage"? I hear all y'all are, like, related. 25 minutes ago
- Are you sure you didn't mean to type "weightofthevampire"? 26 minutes ago
- Also, "wayofthevampire", do all vampires have an internal GPS, or just you? Like, do you ALWAYS know the way? Or just in the dark? 27 minutes ago
- [cotu] Hierarchy: Do not harm others. Conquer your anger and hatred. We live purposeful, meaningful lives. The p... tinyurl.com/d8mpnz928 minutes ago
- Well, "wayofthevampire", can you tell me whether vampires tend to turn to the left more or to the right? I've always wondered that. 28 minutes ago
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