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• 07 Nov 2009 00:29

  2009年11月06日

  ・ジパング 今週発売のモーニングで最終回を迎えたわけですが、 あっけに取られたというかなんというか。 【ネタバレ】ジパングの最終回を予想するスレ:アルファルファモザイク - ２ちゃんねるスレッドまとめブログ

  ついったやらやりながらだとペース上がらなくてだめね。 まあほかでも訳そうって人は少なからずいるだろう。たぶん。 はてなブックマーク - If Programming Languages Were Real Persons | Jeez Tech

  
  If Programming Languages Were Real Persons | Jeez Tech
  What if programming languages were real persons like you and me? What if they were 
  parts of families and had relations and affairs? Have you ever thought of going to a 
  supermarket and Visual Basic was the young woman waiting in the line in front of you?
  
  Well we did. We let our imagination free and we came up with pictures and facts :). We 
  hope you enjoy this article since it only exist as a geeks humor. Names are fictional 
  and images has been collected from Google's search.
  
  Charlie C
  
  C is a 70 years old man that knows a lot. Perhaps too proud to reveal what he knows 
  and sometimes too cryptic. He is a very strict person that follows his way of doing 
  things and nothing seems possible to change his mind. In the past he was known as one 
  of the strictest teachers in the Devel City university.
  
  C は多くのことを知っている70歳の男性です。ときおり自分の知っていることを明かす (reveal) 
  ことを誇りすぎることがあり、そしてときに暗号的過ぎることがあります。彼は自分のやり方を
  頑ななまでに守り。彼の考え方を変えることのできる人などいないように思われるとても厳格な
  人物です。過去において彼はDevel City university における最も厳格な教師たちの一人に数え
  られていました。
  
  C can make you happy or disappoint you so much that, you want go for one of his sons 
  or daughters. It depends on how much you try to learn his ways. The more you try the 
  more he gives you.
  
  C はあなたを幸福にするかもしれませんが、さもなければあなたを失望の淵に追いやってしまい、
  あなたは彼の息子たちや娘たちの一人のところへ行きたくなるでしょう、どうなるかはあなたが
  彼のやり方を学ぶのにどのくらい熱意があるかによります。あなたがトライすればするほど彼は
  あなたに与えてくれるものが増えるでしょう。
  
  C has been the main builder behind large projects like the Linuxious stadium and other 
  large scaled buildings that we all use. He still works as a freelancer engineer and 
  has involved in many other projects. Even at his age and with a lot of competition 
  mainly from his son C++, C is still the choice of many companies to do things in Devel 
  City.
  
  C は Linuxious stadium のような大規模プロジェクトの影で main builder でありその他のわ
  たしたちすべてが使っている大規模なビルディングに使われています。彼は今でも freelancer 
  engineer として働いていて、多くのプロジェクトに参加しています。彼のその年齢にもかかわ
  らず、彼の息子のC++をはじめとして多くの競争相手がいるのにC は今でも Devel City で何か
  を行うために多くの企業で選択されています。
  
  C has 3 daughters :
  
  C には三人の娘
  
      * Perl,
      * Java and
      * C#
  
  and one son, C++.
  と、C++という一人の息子がいます
  
  Vin C++
  
  KD-Scientist-GS72C++ is 45 years old teacher at the Devel City university, following 
  his father's steps to become as respected as he is. He loves his father so much that 
  tried to continue his work and knowledge. Being a younger man than C though, made him 
  a much more friendly guy, in the means of approach, than his father. He works as a 
  teacher in the Devel City university and his students have a love and hate affair with 
  him.
  
  KD-Scientist-GS72C++ は Devel City university において彼が尊敬する父親のように歩んでき
  た 45歳の教師です。彼は自分の父親をとても愛していて、父親の仕事と知識を受け継ごうと努
  力しています。それでも C より若い男であることが彼を父親よりもより近づきやすい男にして
  います。彼は Devel City university で教師として働いていますが、彼の学生は彼に対して愛
  情と憎しみとを抱いています。
  
  C++ often lets his students choose their way in the learning process since he follows 
  a different way of teaching approach than his father used to. His students love him 
  because he lets them work in their own way but sometimes they fear his inheritance of 
  C.
  
  C++ は父親が使っていたものとは別の教え方をしているので彼のやり方を学生に選ばせることが
  よくあります。彼の learning process において彼の学生は彼を愛していますそれはC++ が彼特
  有のやり方で学生たちを働かせていますが、ときおり C から受け継いだものを使いたいことも
  あるからです。
  
  Most of his followers admire his wide range of knowledge that mixes C's knowledge with 
  knowledge gained through his life.
  
  彼の followers のほとんどが彼の、Cの知識と彼がその人生を通じて得たものをあわせた広範囲
  にわたる知識に感心しています。
  
  There are also a lot of people that criticise him of being so wide. Most of the time 
  they talk about him as a direct descendant of C that has adopted all of his fathers 
  disadvantages and added some more to it.
  
  C++ のあら捜しを行う人もたくさんいます。ほとんどの場合彼らは C++ を父の disadvantages 
  すべてを取り込み、さらに何かを付け加えているC の直接の後継者として話をしています。
  
  
  C++ has spent many years to get rid some of his fathers bad habits and never does 
  things not needed. He prefers to put as much effort as needed to do the job right and 
  never bloats things. This is why his projects are much more targeted than his fathers.
  
  C++ は何年もかけて彼の父親の悪習 (bad habits) のいくつかと決して必要にはならない事柄を
  取り除こうとしてきました。彼は仕事を正しく行うのに必要な努力をすると同時に決して何かを
  壊したりしないことを好みます。これが、彼のプロジェクトが父親よりもより多く target と
  なっているかの理由です。
  
  Montana Perl
  
  Perl is a 37 years old young woman and works as a data analyst at the department of 
  linguistics in Devel City. As a sexy young woman, her colleagues just love to work 
  with her.
  
  Perl  は37歳の young woman で、Devel City の department of linguistics で
  データアナリストとして働いています。セクシーで若い女性なので、彼女の同僚は
  一緒に働くことに喜びを感じています。
  
  She is extremely clever, very strict when it comes to how people treat to her but has 
  added great value to her carrier with her regular way of expressing things and her 
  unique way of finding needles in haystacks. Many of her colleagues depend on Perl to 
  fix things and they call her a “Swiss knife”.
  
  Her father was a source of inspiration for Perl. Many of her father's principles was 
  inherited and many more added to her philosophy of how things should be done and why. 
  She is a rather laconic character that speaks less but means a lot.
  
  Perl finds it easy to work on different environments and performs well with a little 
  help from her beloved husband Cygwin who always supports her ambitions.
  
  Perl loves to travel. Each summer she goes around the world, most of the time she will 
  be riding a camel in Africa and many times you might find her playing Golf in the 
  State of the union stadium.
  
  Perl は旅をするのが大好きです。毎年夏になると彼女は世界中を飛び回り、ほとんどの場合は
  アフリカのらくだにまたがって旅していて、State of the union stadium でゴルフをプレイす
  るところをあなたも何度も見かけているかもしれません。
  
  She also loves poetry and runs her own amusement company named Acme which aids in 
  teaching young kids the way to do things the funny way.
  
  彼女はまた詩を愛し、Acme という名前の子供たちに funny way で物事を行うやり方を教えるの
  を手助けする会社を経営しています。
  
  Bianca Java
  
  Java is a 35 years old sexy young woman and a mother also. Being so young and mature, 
  Java is one of the most popular women in Devel City. She is very adoptable and can 
  work everywhere. Her name comes as a feature in many projects and a lot of companies 
  want their projects to carry her “Java powered” signature of quality.
  
  Java は35歳の sexy young woman であり同時に母親でもあります。
  若いけれども成熟していて、
  Java は Devel City におけるもっとも名の知れた女性の一人です。
  彼女はとても adoptable かつどこででも働くことができます。
  彼女の名前は多くのプロジェクトで comes as a feature で、
  多くの企業が自分たちのプロジェクトに
  “Java powered” という彼女のsignature of quality を望んでいます。
  
  Being C++'s sister, does not stop Java to be one of the biggest competitors of her 
  brother. As a woman, Java is clean and manages to keep garbage out of her place, clean 
  and clear. She works at JVM, a company specialized in ports creation.
  
  Being C++'s sister,
  does not stop Java to be one of the biggest competitors of her brother.
  As a woman, Java is clean and manages to keep garbage out of her place,
  clean and clear.
  彼女は specialized in ports creation された会社である JVMで働いています。
  
  Java loves sun. Each summer is Java's favorite season and she loves playing with Duke 
  in the beach.
  
  Java は太陽が大好きです。夏は彼女の好きな季節であり、海辺で Duke と遊ぶことが大好きで
  す。
  
  Java has created her own legacy, just like her father did and has 2 daughters that 
  promise to be as competitive as she is. Her daughters also work at JVM and stand out 
  from the crowd of talented persons in Devel City. Their names are:
  
  Java は自分自身の kegacy を作り出しています。それはちょうど彼女の父親が行ったのと同じ
  くpromise to be as competitive as she is.な二人の娘がいます。彼女の娘たちもまた JVM で
  働いていてDevel City の才能ある人々の crowd から stand out しています彼女たちの名前は:
  
      * Groovy and
      * Scala
  
  Jessica Groovy
  
  Groovy is 21. Young but her impact in Devel City is bigger than just big. She was 
  greatly inspired by her aunt Perl and her best friend Ruby.
  
  Groovy is laconic and very expressive like her aunt, got any possible knowledge of her 
  mother and added some cool ways to do her job in JVM. Most of the time she guides her 
  colleagues in a rather strange way… by adding question marks (?) wherever she thinks 
  something should be checked again.
  
  Jane Scala
  
  Scala is 22 years old. She is sweet and quite friendly but many of her friends in Devel 
  City feel a little thread when it comes to job opportunities. The case of Twittorix, 
  where the managers of the project asked Scala to do the job, made Ruby upset.
  
  Scala like her little sister Groovy, got all of her mother's knowledge and took it to 
  a newer level. Not only Scala can work the same way as her mother does, she can also 
  make new ways of working and doing things for a specific job which makes her a 
  valuable part of JVM. Scala gets a lot of suggestions to work for NET (another ports 
  creation company) but she is too busy with JVM at the moment that makes this a little 
  hard to accomplish.
  
  Pierson PHP
  
  PHP is 29 years old and Java's bitter friend. PHP runs her own company in Devel City 
  called Zendix and has become one of the worlds well known ladies because of her easy 
  way of doing things, her adoption of new technologies and a large fun club that make 
  her desirable and efficient.
  
  PHP was a student of C, Java's father and used to work with Perl where she got her 
  expressive character and power. Being a very beautiful woman, PHP has a lot of 
  admirers that range from newcomers to Devel city, to old residents. She might seem 
  easy but she needs a lot of attention to master her ways.
  
  Sometimes her affairs are too strong and sometimes people seem to glance at Java and 
  Ruby which makes her trying to add some of Java's charm into her character. This, 
  makes a lot of people say that PHP tries to become Java in some way.
  
  Recently, PHP was voted as the 3rd most popular person in Devel's city Object's 
  awards.
  
  Mary JavaScript
  
  JavaScript is often confused with Java in Devel City especially from newcomers… but 
  you know what they say that: “where no smoke without fire”. Many rumors say that 
  JavaScript is Java's half sister but she denies it, so does Java.
  
  JavaScript is 32 and her close friends call her “JS”. She is very strict but relaxed 
  also. This, makes her a wonderful companion for most of Devel's residents and she is 
  very popular since a large part of the city has used her services at least once.
  
  JS is one of the most successful women in Devel City. She runs a network of more than 
  20 companies some of which are unique.  jQuerysius, Mootool and Dojodic, to name a few 
  are popping out each and every day.
  
  She works silently and a lot of people think that she spents most of her time to make 
  her job look glamourus. Most of her competitors say that she is good only for that but, 
  to be honest, all of them know that there are some things that only she can accomplish.
  
  She believes that to become successful, you have to keep your friends close and, your 
  enemies closer. So, she tries to cooperate and coexist with all other businessman and 
  businesswoman in Devel City. Everybody loves her even if she breaks things up 
  sometimes.
  
  Angelina Ruby
  
  Ruby is a good friend of Groovy. She is 20 years old and she is one of the upcoming 
  names in Devel City mainly because of her professional maturity and the way she 
  manages to do a job cleanly and fast. Although Scala, Groovy's sister, got a big job 
  from Ruby's hands (case of Twittorix), Ruby is still considered as one of the best 
  professionals out there.
  
  Ruby, became one of the most successful women in City of Devel, after the creation of 
  her Rails company  and got a lot of fame. She also inspired many other famous women in 
  Devel City to start their own Rails-like companies with PHP being one of them with 
  Symfoniac LTD.
  
  She is a very calm person and not fond of surprises. When she works, she wants to have 
  everything there as helpful as it can be for her and her co-workers. Most of the time 
  she applies the POLS principle to her job.
  
  Some Devel City residents state that, if Perl goes away one day, Ruby will do the job 
  as good as she does and with more freedom than with Perl.
  
  Ruby believes in one principle: “Divide and Conquer”, this is why she has divided 
  all of her company groups into Gems. Ruby just needs to use a gem to do a particular 
  job.
  
  Jack Python
  
  One of the most known and respected persons in Devel City, is Python. A 54 years old 
  construction builder. Some people believe that he can use the power of his brain to do 
  magic. Python works in a rather modern way that his age implies and here is where he 
  amazes Devel's residents.
  
  Python always finds new ways of doing things. If a tool is good to work with, Python 
  will use it with no particular disadvantages. Python is one of the best man in Devel 
  to work with since he allows anyone to work the way he thinks is better.
  
  His favorite words are spam and eggs and his projects are named after his nickname. 
  For example PyGameing station and PyS6000 which was a futuristic TV series.
  
  Python as his name implies, is a snakes lover and has a lot of them as pets. His 
  favorite pet is an Anaconda.
  
  His work has been approved by some of the biggest companies in Devel City like 10^10, 
  Yohaaa and DERN.
  

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