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27 Jun ' 23:23
28th, June 2011Christopher Shale’s Damning And Introverted Leaked Memo To Conservative Party In Full
PoliticiansMr Shale has achieved one notable thing in his death: his introverted ideas for boosting Tory party membership are being broadcast to the masses. Now he’s dead, everyone’s listening to him…
28th, June 2011Sydney’s White Councillors Relabels European Settlers ‘Invaders’
PoliticiansOvernight, everyone in Australia – definition: did not arrive by boat, but walked there from Africa / Garden of Eden – is an invader…
What Worthy Pursuit Will Ryan Cleary Channel Himself Into? The Odds Are On Masturbation
Essex lad Ryan Cleary has been granted bail by the judge Southwark Crown court, on the condition that he doesn’t access the internet until his trial is heard…
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27 Jun ' 19:12
What worthy pursuit will Ryan Cleary channel himself into? The odds are on masturbation
TechnologyTEEN hacker and Essex lad Ryan Cleary has been granted bail by the judge Southwark Crown court, on the condition that he doesn’t access the internet until his trial is heard. On the court steps, on the way back to his mum’s in Wickford, Essex, his lawyers stated that Ryan’s “obvious intelligence can now be [...]
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27 Jun ' 15:05
Beyonce Flashes Her Vagina At Glastonbury? Photos Of The New Cheryl Cole Are NSFW
Is Beyonce Knowles the new Cheryl Cole (NSFW)? We ask in light of the photos of Beyonce, Mrs Jay Z, singing and dancing and, as it seems, flashing her vagina on stage at Glastonbury…
Face Of The Day: Gwyneth Paltrow Snaps At Glastonbury (Photos)
At the Glastonbury Festival 2011, in the pit before Beyonce Knowles’ stilted feet, Anorak’s Ninja snapper Yui Mok was spotted by Gwyneth Paltrow…
Lady GaGa Slammed Over Japan Wristbands: Pseud Sued
CelebritiesLady GaGa is so relevant that the people Japan are relying on her to pull them through a post-tsunami slump. The fan of the British class system is staging a benefit concert in Tokyo…
27th, June 2011Madeleine McCann: A European Tour, A Birdseye View And A Little Girl’s Nightmare
Madeleine McCannMadeleine McCann is missing. But people are doing their bit to raise funds to help her parent’s, Kate and Gerry McCann, pay for private detectives and a media handler to look for her and keep her name in the news…
27th, June 2011Pamela Anderson Strips Off For Bonita De Mas PhotoShop Contest: Photos NSFW
CelebritiesAnderson is 43. Well, no, not all of her. Her breasts are very young – mere toddlers compared to, say, her spine…
27th, June 2011Is Kerry Katona Ready To Kiss ‘n’ Tell On Claire Powell’s CAN Associates? Photos NSFW
CelebritiesKerry needs the cash. News is that Kerry has only escaped eviction from her £5,000 a month Surrey pile because her ex-manager, the boss of CAN Associate, Clair Powell, coughed up the funds…
- Technology27th, June 2011
Clean Cut ‘Hacking’ Genius Ryan Cleary Is The Pride Of British Youth: We Should Cherish Him (Photos)
All told, Cleary might just about be the best thing about British youth right now…
27th, June 2011Prince Harry And Topless Sunbather Pippa Middleton Have Sex With Each Other (In Your Dreams): Photos
Royal FamilyPrince Harry is now a single man, thereby making him one of the most eligible bachelors in the world, which of course, is code for ‘Disgustingly Wealthy And Willing To Show It Off For A Woman’. And oddly, this news has been greeted in the press with a call for him to get with Pippa Middleton… More »
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27 Jun ' 10:56
27th, June 2011Doctor Who’s Karen Gillan Found Naked On The Floor Of Hotel: Photos NSFW
CelebritiesThere will not full series of Doctor Who on the BBC in 2001. Mindful of that, here’s the accidentally naked Karen Gillan…
27th, June 2011Jon Venables Will Be Released In June 2013: Then He’ll Disappear
NewsVenabales, one of James Bulger’s killers, has lost his parole bid. He wanted to be released halfway through his two-year sentence for downloading child porn. Anorak now rounds up the media’s reactions to justice…
27th, June 2011 SportsDay 7: This one was busy. Andy Murray defeated Frenchman Richard Gasquet without the usual face-shredding tension; Sir Cliff Richard waited for the roof over Centre Court to get stuck, the Heavens to open and his voice to be called upon…
Coco Austin’s Camel Toe Baby Dumps Kim Kardashian: Photos Of The Twitter Queen (NSFW)
CelebritiesKardashain X-rays her buttocks to show us that they do NOT contain her brains. And Coco Austin might laugh…
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27 Jun ' 06:42
27th, June 2011Cheryl Cole And Ashley To Mate In Josef Fritzl’s Old House After Boating Serial Killer Strikes
Did you know that Cheryl Cole is in fear for her life? The Daily Star does. It says on its front page that the woman now back with Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole is in danger..
27th, June 2011The Pathetic Story Of Raoul Moat, Kelsey Donkin And David Rathband
Moat, the cross-dressing gay, cop hating doorman who murdered a man, shot a woman in the stomach and blinded a policeman when out “hunting for officers” is back in the news…
27th, June 2011British Trains In Essex And Suffolk Cancelled Due To Heat: Former Colonies Laugh
NewsTrains have been cancelled due to… heat. No. Not because it’s hot and the workers want the day off….
- 27th, June 2011
Beyonce Knowles’ Freddie And The Dreamers Dance At Glastonbury: Photos
Wasn’t Beyonce Knowles just terrify. as she sang and danced at Glastonbury, one of Somerset’s sledding music festivals? She was. Anorak loved the bit where she showed us her Fame Wall…
27th, June 2011Rachel Weisz And Daniel Craig’s Wedding – Photos
CelebritiesRachel Weisz and Daniel Craig are married. We, readers, are on the brink of a new British acting dynasty. They just need to breed…
27th, June 2011Flesh Eating Cocaine Is Here: Ban Levamisole Before All Cocaine Users Die
Scare StoriesYep. This is a story that because cocaine is illegal, the drugs dealers seek to maximise profits from the risks they take selling the stuff by making it dirtier than a porn star’s enema…
27th, June 2011Sweden Replace Maypole By Dancing Around The Mayhole Vagina (Flat Packed)
Nothing screams summer louder than a huge glassy vagina…
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27 Jun ' 02:26
27th, June 2011All Aboard The Edinburgh Tram Gravy Train: Taxpayers Fund Lawyers And Bonuses
So, what are we to do with the news that the cost of the Edinburgh tram system is now going top £1 billion, by the time it is complete – if it ever is – more than double the starting estimate…?
27th, June 2011BBC Documentary Workers Adam Curtis Is Now A Parody (Video)
TV & RadioCurtis is the documentary maker whose work you might have seen on the BBC in such shows as Pandora’s Box, The Power of Nightmares and The Mayfair Set…
27th, June 2011Seagull Steals Camera And Records Flight Over Cannes (Video)
The Seagull stole a video camera and then took off over Cannes in the South of France. The camera was still recording…
- Sports27th, June 2011
Matthew Malkin Is Robbed In Germany: David Haye Should Worry (Photos)
David Haye would have found watching Birmingham man Matthew Malkin’s defeat to local boy Felix Sturm in Germany…
27th, June 2011Burglar Steals Shower And Body Scrub In Town Of Surprise
Strange But TruePhillips broke into a family house in Arizona and took a shower. Ryan McCoy, 13,tells police that Phillips used used his sister’s shampoo body scrubber…
27th, June 2011Countdown Features The Tea-Time ‘PENIS’ (Video)
TV & RadioEverything is better on Australian telly. Like you, our hero is Channel Nine presenter Karl Stefanovicbwoi told the Dalia Lama a joke about the Dali Lama…
27th, June 2011The Cat Dances Like A Robot (Video)
Anorak TVPresenting the robot that pretends it’s a cat… No, make that the cat that pretends it’s a robot… Which is the more alarming..? More »
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26 Jun ' 22:18
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26 Jun ' 18:14
- Music26th, June 2011
Glastonbury 2011: Christopher Shale’s Death Is More Entertaining Than The Wombles
hristopher Shale’s death is entertaining the voracious media. The Oxfordshire Tory’s demise – his body was found in a toilet – is the biggest show in town. And it might just save Glastonbury from the shame of featuring The Wombles….
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26 Jun ' 14:09
26th, June 2011Ghostly Mirage Of Village Appears Over English Channel (Photos)
PhotojournalismTo Durdle Dor in Dorset to see the mirage. Did you see it? It was incredible. There in the distance over the waves towards France stood a line of buildings atop a rolling hill…
26th, June 2011Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Out Sexes Megan Fox At Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Premiere: Photos
FilmAll eyes on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon screening at the Imax cinema in London…
26th, June 2011The Swamp Soccer Cup: It’s Not Glastonbury But It Is British (Photos)
The British: they flock to the muds of the Glastonbury Music Festival and then when the days heat up, they fill a field in Edinburgh with water and play football in the Soccer Swamp Cup…
- 26th, June 2011
Face Of The Day: The Durdle Dor Mirage
Yep, it was hot today. Anorak went to Durdle Dor in Dorset. It was glorious. Sometimes you just need to look at the world and be glad to be part of it…
26th, June 2011The Mysterious Death Of Christopher Shale: David Cameron’s ‘Rock’ Dead In Glastonbury Toilet
Who or what killed Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association? His body was found in a Glastonbury Festival toilet in the press area at the rear of the Pyramid Stage and the Other Stage…
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26 Jun ' 10:07
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