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05 Nov 2009 05:16
This story is a real roller coaster. This morning an audio clip was released, a tape of a phone call, and on it you could hear Lindsay Lohan crying uncontrollably and saying things like “no one cares about me.” Her dad was the one who released the tape, all part of his wildly confusing plan to get her off drugs. But here’s the thing, as you can tell by this post and the wallpaper picture on her twitter, Lindsay has never been better, and it turns out that her dad is the one who is a loser.
My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.
And there was even more good news for Lindsay in the post just under that.
Ahhh spa’d it up all day* much needed pampering
Mmm, yes. “Much needed” indeed. And “well deserved” she could have also said. Poor Lindsay. The sweet little lamb just works herself to the bone. And unless you count 2004 until today, when was the last time she’s had any time off?
11.04.2009afternoon headlines
HOOPER PENN - is the 16-year-old son of Sean Penn, and last week he was arrested at his prissy Malibu high school. At the time it wasn’t clear why, but now it’s been reveled that - brace yourself - he had drugs. I should go talk to his school about the “Hugs, Not Drugs” program. You, in the front row, with the red hair and big tits, come on up and we’ll show the class how this works. radar
JENNIFA YOPEZ - is fighting to stop the release of 11 hours of home video footage, which among other things shows her parading around mostly naked and arguing with her mother. A Latin girl who is overtly sexual but also has a temper? Yeah, right! This sounds fake to me. enquirer
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - walked around LA today, and in some of the pictures from this set her arms were up across her chest and you couldn’t see her huge tits. Needless to say I skipped right over those.pacific coast
, a charity that grants final wishes to terminally ill patients. But I’m pretty sure they got tricked.
When you hear how things went, this sounds more like someone had an extremely successful plan to beat up all the Kardashians, because she was left with a black eye and her younger brother was beaten unconscious.
. Kim boxes like she’s doing the dog paddle, while the monster in black seems to be under the impression that Kim killed her kids then dyed this outfit with their blood. I don’t know what evil genius orchestrated all this, I just pray they don’t turn on me next.
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