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30 Oct 2009 15:12
10.30.2009doutzen kroes in st barths
Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”
10.30.2009lindsay is behind this
Lindsay Lohans bodyguard was arrested yesterday afternoon, handcuffed and taken away by sheriffs deputies right in front of her house, and even though it’s not clear what he may have done, let’s not kid each other; this is Lindsays fault. She did something or said something or had him do something or whatever, but make no mistake about it, this is all that crazy bitches fault. She’s like that little kid in the Omen. Wherever she goes, evil and chaos and pandemonium are sure to follow.
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10.30.2009alessandra ambrosio, day 3
Alessandra Ambrosio is still in St Barths to shoot the new Victorias Secret catalog, and just when it seemed she couldn’t get any more perfect, it turns out she can do this with her tongue. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that her vagina is lined with velvet, and has a mode where you can set it to vibrate.
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10.30.2009anderson cooper might be gay
CNN star Anderson Cooper is on vacation in India this week, and some people feel the New York Post was trying to imply something with their article yesterday, but they were so coy about everything, it was hard to know what they were hinting at.
(Copper) was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper’s $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, “Anderson’s room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals.” CNN declined to comment.
Hm, I don’t know. I think this might still be too subtle. Next time I’d like to see them capitalize random letters that spell out “HE’S GAY” or compare something he did to a massive storm that swallowed seamen, something like that.
10.30.2009friday morning headlines
- is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he’s really special. the sun
ASHLEE SIMPSON - might have been kicked off ‘Melrose Place’ because Heather Locklear wanted to be the only big name star. Although itâs hard to believe that anyone who considers Ashlee Simpson a threat would even have enough clout to get a sandwich, much less final say on casting. star
BATMAN VANISHING - this is one of the most popular videos anywhere right now, probably because itâs awesome. college humor
HEIDI KLUM - is the star of the new book âRankin’s Heidiliciousâ. Those two words seem to be complete jibberish, but when you have a book with dozens of naked Heidi Klum pictures, you could call it âThis Book Is Made Of Poisonâ and still sell a billion copies.
10.30.2009todays top story
Megan Fox went shopping for some home furnishing stuff yesterday in Los Angeles, and her shorts are a good reminder to us all that sometimes less is more. Megan Fox is so wise.
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