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09 Feb ' 15:13
02.09.2012Orlando Bloom is weird
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are in Australia today, and she’s in a bikini drinking champagne in a hot tub with some other random girls who are also in bikinis, and he’s holding a naked babies penis up to his face. He must really really like that babies penis.
02.09.2012Reese Witherspoon is fan friendly
‘This Means War’ had it’s big fancy premiere last night in Hollywood, and not only did Reese Witherspoon stop and sign tons if autographs for the fans, but she more or less showed them her tits too. Because some actors are actually friendly. Lindsay Lohan came along after that and gave one of her fans a handjob, but that was more because she needed $20.
02.09.2012Arnold and Stallone had surgery together
Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption:
“After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.” #greattobeback
He probably is having a great time lately because ‘Expendables 2′ was filmed in Prague and Hong Kong, ‘The Last Stand’ was in Mexico, and ‘The Tomb’ is in Louisiana. It’s really given him a wide variety of maids to bang.
Kylie Bisutti won the Victoria’s Secret Model Search in 2009 when she was just 19, but now she’s decided she shouldn’t model bikinis and lingerie anymore because she’s religious, and somehow that means her husband is the only one who should see the sides of her tits.
“I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith,” Bisutti told FOX411.
“I’m Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it.”
“My body should only be for my husband and it’s just a sacred thing. I didn’t really want to be that kind of role model for younger girls because I had a lot of younger Christian girls that were looking up to me and then thinking that it was okay for them to walk around and show their bodies in lingerie to guys.”Ahh, and yet in the Parable of the Talents, Jesus talks about a master who gives his servants some money, and instead of investing it, one of the servants says, “I went away and hid your talent in the earth.” And he’s punished. So it’s a sin if we don’t use the gifts God has given us. And tits like that on a 19-year-old are definitely a gift. Trust me, I look at tits all day, those are special.
So look Jesus, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but if we work together on this we can get this girl back in bikinis. I can either be your best friend… or your worst enemy!
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08 Feb ' 21:11
02.08.2012Selena Gomez is a good person
If there was ever a story about Lindsay Lohan visiting a stranger in a hospital, it would probably be because she was trying to buy oxycontin, so Selena Gomez deserves a lot of credit for quietly visiting Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan who is stricken with progeria (the fatal genetic condition that causes children to age eight to ten times faster than average). In fact it seems like no one even knew Selena went until Hana posted a video to thank her.
So not only did Selena visit Hana without alerting the paparazzi first, but she had enough grace and composure to not walk into the room and shriek in horror like I would have because I’m an easily rattled doofus.
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08 Feb ' 15:10
Taylor Swift was probably pretty disappointed when she didn’t get a part in the upcoming film version of ‘Les Misérables’, especially since her boyfriend got the part he was going for in the same movie. That could make things a little awkward when she goes and visits him on the set.
Luckily he figured out a solution to that little problem. AOL says…
After losing out on the dream role of Eponine, Taylor Swift has reportedly been dealt another blow since being dumped by her new beau, actor Eddie Redmayne.
Taylor and Eddie were set to co-star in the ‘Les Mis’ flick together and (had) quickly gotten close as they prepped for filming. “They hung out in New York City with the movie’s execs. And Taylor developed feelings for him fast.”
However, when she was passed over, Redmayne’s feelings allegedly went from hot to cold. “Eddie’s not interesting in a long-distance relationship. The elements were against them. It’s a shame.”I’m sure Taylor is annoying to date but this guy really does sound like an asshole. Unless he’s the guy from “Momento”, I’m pretty sure he could go film a movie for three weeks and then just come back to her. Stop being so dramatic, jackass.
02.08.2012Emma Stone is in a bikini
Emma Stone probably thought she’d be safe to wear a bikini without the paparazzi getting pictures of her because she’s in Rio. It’s crazy to think that someone spotted her, she blends in perfectly.
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02.08.2012Jim Carey is zany
Jim Carrey was in Queens today, filming a guest appearance on ‘30 Rock’, and he was running around and yelling and he had a wacky outfit. Do you see it? He’s got a bow tie, and a big mustache. The mustache is funny because mustaches aren’t usually that big. Do you not get it? He probably has a really funny name too, like Mr. Bananas.
Now you see why NBC had to cancel ‘Community’. They just couldn’t keep up with this kind of razor sharp comedy.
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08 Feb ' 10:03
Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, “A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential.”
Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian.
“Kris Humphries is said to want his divorce trial on TV to expose the truth behind the Kardashian reality shows, according to reports, (and to) prove in court that Kim only wanted to marry him to boost ratings.”
Aww what a shame. And after Kim has worked so hard to always lead her life with such a quiet dignity.
(image source of kim and kris back in july signing a baseball that the twins are now auctioning off = splash)
Jennifer Aniston tells the March issue of InStyle that she’s tired of seeing magazines talking about her and Brad Pitt for no reason. Magazines such as the March issue of InStyle, which has an interview where Jennifer Aniston starts talking about Brad Pitt for no reason.
“There are so many [misconceptions about me],” Jen says, adding that the most annoying one is “the triangle with my ex-husband — and that there’s a feud there.” “It’s constant,” she adds. “It’s a story headline that won’t go away, but it’s a money thing - [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality.”
She then goes on to explain that Pitt has no place in her heart anymore, except for being the gold standard that all other men are measured against.
But, Jen reassures fans that she is over that drama and ready to live out the rest of her life with a good man, whom she may have found in beau Justin Theroux.
“Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down what you actually do want,” Jen admits. “As I get older, I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won’t settle for.”Wow she’s a real role model for the ladies out there. Before her current boyfriend, guys kept leaving to go bang someone better, and it was then that Jennifer started to wonder if the relationship was working. So she just let them go. Granted the guys didn’t know it because they were long gone by then, but she really put her foot down and said enough.
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02.07.2012Beyonce is a perfect circle now
Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically “buoyancy”.
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02.07.2012Kate Hudson has gotten her body back
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.
That was not a compliment, by the way.
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Lindsay Lohan has done another photo shoot with over-rated photographer Terry Richardson (because it’s not as if she has anything else to do), and at the very least, you can always say she has a fantastic set of tits.
Unfortunately that’s also the very most you can say about her too.
At first the new Spider-Man reboot seemed like a dumb idea because it was gonna tell the origin story, exactly like the Spider-Man movie we already saw a few years ago, but this new one has promised “the untold story“, a today the new trailer clears a few things up.
In the first movie, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage, while in this one, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage.
Um, but also, the new villain has poor bathroom etiquette. The other movie never even mentioned that.
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