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23 May ' 17:42
05.23.2012Kelly Brook wore a see though swimsuit
Another good idea would be to take pictures of Kelly in a bikini made of cling wrap, or my semen, or to just cover my ears and babble really loudly while Kelly insists I never gave her a bikini and she’s actually naked.
(image source of kelly today in cannes = bauer griffin)
The Enquirer published pictures today that were reportedly taken at a party in 1997, showing John Travolta wearing a dress and a fur stole, with earrings, a necklace, a bra (wait what), and even full makeup including eyeliner and a soft pink lipstick that really pulls the outfit together.
They go on to say that the recent allegations by men claiming Travolta propositioned them for sex (it’s up to 8 now, with the New York Daily News reporting one accuser was offered $125,000 to keep quiet) have finally pushed Kelly Preston to the breaking point and her marriage to Travolta is over.
A ‘friend’ of the actress’ says: ‘Kelly told me their marriage is over and made it clear that she’s no longer living in the family home.
‘She’s put up with John’s double life for decades while his behavior remained in the shadows.
‘But all this coming out in public has humiliated her. Kelly is absolutely destroyed.’So despite what you may have heard about women wanting their husbands to sneak around and nail strange men in the ass, Kelly Preston has put her foot down. 20 years later. After it went public.
Kelly Preston has weird boundaries.
05.23.2012Audrina Patridge is in a bikini too
Reality TV star Audrina Patridge looked stunning in a orange bikini as she chilled out on the beach in Mexico today. Those are the photo agencies words, not mine. She’s an 8, at best, and if she was any kind of a “star” than I wouldn’t have called her “Partridge” for two years.
(image source = splash)
05.23.2012Kelly Brook has been busy at Cannes
Kelly Brook really made the most of her time in Cannes yesterday. She started with the photo shoot in the phone booth (there are finally more pictures from that), then got on a boat in the same outfit, then changed into a gold dress for another shoot last night, then went to a party on Diddys yacht wearing just a long white coat and a black corset
She’s obviously thicker now than she used to be but that’s ok because she’s still beautiful and still a 32E. Girls don’t have to be skinny when their tits hang like this. Maybe there’s a girl somewhere who’s the exception to this rule, but I have no idea who it is, and I can’t go around all day trying to determine if fictional girls are sexy or not.
It was just 12 months ago that the fantastic looking Cheryl Cole was all set to be a judge on ‘the X Factor’, and she was for a few episodes until Simon Cowell replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger.
But now the New York Post says she’s been approached about being a judge on ‘American Idol’, which is even bigger than ‘the X Factor’, so you can go fuck yourself Simon.
(Producers) reached out to Cole on Monday to see if she’d be interested — either alongside Jennifer Lopez or as a replacement if J.Lo jumps ship.
Whether 28-year old Cole can be a big enough draw will be a question for Madison Avenue as it considers ponying up again for the ad slots.What’s wrong with Kelly Clarkson? Why doesn’t anyone ever suggest her as a judge? Or Carrie Underwood? Wouldn’t fans of the show like that, and wouldn’t it attract advertisers? But whatever, don’t listen to me I guess. There are heroes in our midst, all around us everyday, if only people would take the time to look.
(more of the headline pic here, image source of cheryl shooting a video in la last month = fame/flynet, at cannes earlier this week = fame/flynet, at the ‘what to expect’ premiere in london last night = wenn, getty)
There’s always bikini pictures during the Cannes Film Festival, because all the cool Hollywood people try to stay at the Hotel du Cap (or as Brett Ratner called it, “the Hotel du Crap”. LOL! Oh Brett, is there no end to your creativity!), specifically the Eden-Roc property.
It’s right on the edge of a small cliff and they have diving boards so you can jump right into the ocean. Kirsten DunstVictoria SilvstedtMadonnas big titted daughter are just a few that we’ve seen there.
Point being, Michelle Rodriguez was there earlier today (just like last year), swimming with what the photo agency called her “female friend”, wink-wink. She looked pretty good, as she usually does, but I don’t like her bikini. Flesh tone is just weird. It’s not sexy. It’s like she has prosthetic tits.
(image source = wenn, pacific coast, inf)
Cameron Diaz tired to hide her face as she left the Whiskey Mist in London at 3am this morning, and it was a huge step in the right direction. I highly recommend she find someway to do this more often. Because when she doesn’t–like a few hours earlier at the UK premiere of ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’–she’s absolutely awful to look at. She could play Ellen Barkins mom in a movie so easily. The make-up would be to not put on any make-up.
(image source = wenn, getty, bauer-griffin)
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23 May ' 06:29
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22 May ' 18:31
05.22.2012can you even tell who this is?
This very famous actress arrived in Nice today for the Cannes Film Festival, but who is it? Is it the ghost of Shelly Long? Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I’ll give you a hint: it’s Nicole Kidman.
Did that help? Have you figured out who this is? I’ve been staring at it for 5 minutes and I’m still not certain that I have.
05.22.2012Kelly Brook is hogging the phone booth
Physically perfect Kelly Brook was in Cannes today, wearing a bikini in a phone booth, because she’s one of the red hot local girls just waiting for your call. So why not give it a try, have fun and flirt with sexy singles in your area. Email me and for just $19.99, I’ll give you that number and you can start steaming up the chat line tonight.
PayPal only please. Se habla espanol.
05.22.2012Will Smith is quite the snazzy dresser
Hey. Will Smith. Try to look gayer.
(image source of smith on his way to letterman in new york today = bauer griffin)
While in Cannes to promote his mob hitman movie ‘Killing Them Softly‘, Brad Pitt was of course asked about his engagement to Angelina Jolie, because that’s ever so fascinating. Imagine, two people dating for 7 years and then getting engaged. It’s a once in a lifetime event we’re witnessing here.
The LA Times says…
We know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married, we just don’t know when, and if Pitt is to be believed, neither do they. Are they just trying to fool the paparazzi? That would be smart. But Pitt insisted that he and Jolie had not set a date — “actually, really, truly” no date.
This is apropos of nothing but I bet these pictures of Brad Pitt are what Vince Neil thinks he looks like.
05.22.2012Lea Michele knows what she’s doing
‘Glee’ star Lea Michele wore this terrific dress on her way to Letterman yesterday in New York, and if this were a cartoon there would be a line of dashes from my eyes to her tits like when Homer Simpson sees pie or bacon and then I’d start floating with hearts in my eyes. So obviously I’m glad it doesn’t really work like that.
(image source = inf)
If you thought that big name actors would be lining up to play Richard Burton in a lurid tabloid movie about Elizabeth Taylor on basic cable with a unstable lunatic as the star, you’re either an idiot or Lindsay Lohan or both. Because she’s the only one who could possibly think that.
And since the 3 finalists to play Burton are all relative unknowns (Matthew SettleSean Maguire, and Craig Robert Young), Lindsay of course is driving everyone insane.
“Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible Burton actor there,” a production insider tells Radar. “Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton … she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star.”
Yeah, because Lindsay is such an ideal fit. About the only thing Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that your senses would be assaulted if you spread their legs right now and you’d get some awful disease if you fucked them.
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22 May ' 07:51
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21 May ' 20:19
05.21.2012Daisy Fuentes still looks pretty good
Remember Daisy Fuentes? You should, because you just read her name in the headline. Like 2 seconds ago. If you don’t you really need to lay off the weed. I’m saying this as a friend.
(image source of fuentes, who is 45 by the way, at the beach and pool in miami today = splash)
05.21.2012Gwen Stefani looks like an awesome mom
Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Marina del Rey at a party with her two boys, Zuma and Kingston Rossdale, and most of it was spent running around and chasing Kingston. It was pretty god damn cute. Until she actually caught him. The pictures don’t show it but she gave that kid an absolutely brutal beating, for like 5 minutes, until eventually the other parents pulled her off him. Everyone looked super uncomfortable after that.
(image source = fame/flynet)
There’s no cure for a broken heart, but if there was it would probably say something about banging a busty model. Like Marc Anthony is with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, who is 24, one month after officially filing for divorce from Jennifer Lopez, who is 42.
Of course Shannon could never replace Lopez. Not unless she gains 50 pounds, starts wearing wigs, and throws a vase at the maid.
(image source of anthony and de lima at a fundraiser in los angeles last night for cedars-sinai hospital = getty)
05.21.2012James Bond ‘Skyfall’ has a teaser
If you want to know more about the plot to ‘Skyfall’, the 23rd James Bond movie, directed by the highly respected Sam Mendes, with Daniel Craig in his third outing as Bond and an outstanding cast led by Javier Bardem, Albert Finney, Judi Dench, and Ralph Fienes, the teaser trailer released today won’t help.
But if you sent some men to go kill James Bond and his companion, and they never came back, the teaser trailer released today will help. It turns out he killed them first. What on earth made you call ahead to tell Bond about it?
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21 May ' 08:40
Normally I complain that girls don’t care enough to dress slutty at awards shows anymore, so Miley Cyrus should be commended for dressing slutty at the Billboard Awards in Vegas last night. The problem is a slutty version of Miley is still Miley. She’s like Cirque du Soleil or Tim Duncan. Awesome, yet still totally boring.
(image source = getty)
05.21.2012NBC fired Dan Harmon
As the Hollywood Reporter said, “NBC is no stranger to monumental blunders and idiocy,” and in keeping with that tradition, on Friday they decided that Dan Harmon should no longer be running ‘Community’, despite the fact the he created it and wrote most of the episodes, and replaced him with two guys who have been writing “Happy Endings” and “Aliens in America”, which don’t even sound like real shows. It’s all part of NBC’s ongoing policy of never ever doing anything right.
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