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Dallas Austin Drops Hit on ATL "Housewife"6:15PMApparently nothing about Kim Zolciak is "Real" -- her hair, her alleged age (30!) or her singing career!
Major-huge record producer Dallas Austin is lashing out at the "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star on his MySpace page after Kim announced he was helping her with an upcoming album. Austin's newest blog screams, "We are not doing a song, we are not doing an album ... that was only for television!"Austin made several appearances on the show -- he was even shown working with Kim in a record studio. But after the rant, it looks like the only thing Dallas will put on blast -- is Kim.ATL "Wives" -- Threats Caught on Voicemail
ATL "Housewife" -- Don't Call Me aCrack Whore!
Comments [25]Vote Board to Robbins: Turn Pissy into PSA!5:56PM
After getting reamed by Tim Robbins over that whole polling place snafu, the NYC Board of Elections wants Testy Tim to turn that frown upside down -- and do a PSA for 'em!Officials tell TMZ they're inviting TR to "join" them to produce "service announcements" about voter participation. Somehow, given that Tim called the head of the org a "corrupt scumbag," it might take a lil' arm-twisting. No word from Tim yet on whether he'll bite.
Not surprisingly, the BOE phrased their offer slightly more diplomatically than Robbins' screed.Click here... it's not over yet
Prez Election 2008Comments [6]Mork Tries to Shoot the French President5:41PM...he's so wacky.
Paparazzi VideoComments [3]Who Wants to Be a Pink Tank Top?!5:16PMYou can get your cardio in just by looking at Ryan Gosling working out.
Paparazzi PhotoHot BodiesComments [9]Barker/AM Crash Call -- "You Can See the Smoke"4:42PMThe FAA has released the air traffic control audio from the plane crash involving DJ AM and Travis Barker on September 19. You can hear the pilot asking the air traffic controller for clearance, then the audio skips to the ATC calmly instructing emergency response crews to the scene.
DJ AM and Travis Barker were the lone survivors after their Learjet crashed on takeoff in Columbia, S.C.Comments [17]
Don Cornelius -- Love, Peace & 500 Feet3:50PMIs 72-year-old Don Cornelius really the kind of guy you need to get TWO restraining orders against?
According to court documents, Cornelius's estranged wife, Viktoria, was granted a three-year restraining order on October 24, seven days after he was arrested for allegedly beating her up. Then yesterday, a judge issued a protective order against him on her behalf. Apparently all those years of wishes for love, peace and soul were just for ratings.
Viktoria filed for divorce back in August 2007.Judge to Cornelius: No Guns For You!
- Don Cornelius Charged With Multiple Crimes
Celebrity Justice, Comments [11]
Martha's Victim Gives TMZ the Finger2:40PMWeak stomachs beware -- we just conjured up a photo of the mangled magician's finger that was allegedly lopped off by a malfunctioning Martha Stewart lounge chair ... and it's AWESOME!
Patrick Albanese is now suing Martha over his circumcised digit -- claiming he can't perform magic, play the banjo (part of his act) or be a hand model anymore. Patrick is also suing for the mental pain and suffering, and after seeing the picture, the dude has a point -- even though he can't.Martha Stewart Sued over Lounge ActCelebrity JusticeComments [13]- Alec Baldwin: Kissing Aniston 'Was Painful'
- Brad Pitt's Totally Normal Family
Is He Having a Laugh? Ricky Gervais Plots 'Extras' ReturnTMZ TV Tonite -- Hungry for Trouble2:35PMTonight on TMZ TV -- Robin Williams is on the beaver diet... Martha Stewart sure loves her finger foods... and Aretha Franklin continues to eat up the spotlight.
Check your local listings.Comments [0]Dog Days of Summer2:31PMEven though it's November, there's at least one thing these celebs haven't let go ... summer!
Photo GalleriesComments [12]
Actress Karen Black: 'Memba Her?!2:30PMIn the '60s and '70s, Karen Black became famous playing women on the edge in films like "Easy Rider," "Five Easy Pieces," "The Day of the Locust" -- and for flying the plane in the 1974 disaster pic "Airport 1975." Guess what she looks like now!
MoviesBeauty'Memba Them?!Comments [5]"Lost" Star Locked Down -- By Tom Cruise?!2:00PMHe's a bastion of top secret information -- Tom Cruise's cousin AND one of the stars of "Lost" -- but if William Mapother runs his mouth, whose wrath does he fear most??
Suri's First Words
Tom & Katie, LostComments [10]Harry Potter and the Forgotten Zac Efron1:30PMWith Robert Pattinson being the new Zac Efron, it looks like teenage girls aren't the only ones who have forgotten about all things "High School Musical."
Not only was Zac Efron greeted with little fanfare at LAX yesterday, but one of the photogs even confused him for that kid who played "Harry Potter."Zacy boy needs a non-Disney role quick or he may be in the "Twilight" of his career!Sometimes Love Really BitesWacky & WeirdComments [12]I'm Not a Douchebag, Douchebag!1:25PMIs filing a lawsuit against someone who calls you a douchebag a douchey thing to do?
It's the latest lawsuit over the book, "Hot Chicks with Douchebags." Michael Minelli says the author, as well as Simon and Schuster, took photos of him without permission and characterized him as a "douchebag."
Minelli, who wants more than $10,000, says he "continues to be called a Douchebag by friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employers, and strangers alike."
Minelli says a Douchebag is "a feminine hygiene device." Our search of the Urban Dictionary reveals 89 definitions, including...
-- Anyone who does the following: puts a ballcap on and makes sure it's crooked ... wears Puka shells ... puts collar up.
-- Someone who has achieved the highest level of being an a-hole.
-- Another definition is simply ... Kevin Federline.
Will truth be a defense? Stay tuned.Hot Chicks Sue Over Being Shot with Douchebags
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Meg Ryan: Can I Get a Lift?1:10PMDon't know what to get Meg Ryan for her 47th birthday tomorrow? How 'bout a good bra? Or just a bra in general.
The single mother of two let it all hang down as she visited the construction site of her new L.A. home.Pass a support beam, please!Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Amy Winehouse -- All Jacked Up?12:58PMThe intercom interviews are fun and all, but getting Amy out of her house is priority #1 and the UK pappers had a great idea on how to do it: Offer her free booze!
Looks like she eventually took 'em up on their offer.Amy WinehouseComments [10]A Pregnant Man Goes on Larry King, into Spago ...Gold Medalist: Wanna See My Wife's Insides?Aretha Franklin -- Dancing with the Diva?Rock Show Throwdown -- Who Sucked More?Corrupt Scumbags Beware!(223)(177)she is 30!!Dallas Austin Drops Hit on ATL "Housewife"tomStavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So SleazyCarmenHarry Potter and the Forgotten Zac EfronJanetUgly Face...deedeeScent of a Transgendered Woman - Don Cornelius Charged With Multiple Crimes
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18 Nov 2008 13:45
Don Cornelius -- Love, Peace & 500 Feet3:50PM
Is 72-year-old Don Cornelius really the kind of guy you need to get TWO restraining orders against? According to court documents, Cornelius's estranged wife, Viktoria, was granted a three-year restraining order on October 24, seven days after he was arrested for allegedly beating her up. Then yesterday, a judge issued a protective order against him on her behalf. Apparently all those years of wishes for love, peace and soul were just for ratings.
Viktoria filed for divorce back in August 2007.Judge to Cornelius: No Guns For You!
- Don Cornelius Charged With Multiple Crimes
Celebrity Justice, Comments [4]
Martha's Victim Gives TMZ the Finger2:40PMWeak stomachs beware -- we just conjured up a photo of the mangled magician's finger that was allegedly lopped off by a malfunctioning Martha Stewart lounge chair ... and it's AWESOME!Patrick Albanese is now suing Martha over his circumcised digit -- claiming he can't perform magic, play the banjo (part of his act) or be a hand model anymore. Patrick is also suing for the mental pain and suffering, and after seeing the picture, the dude has a point -- even though he can't.Martha Stewart Sued over Lounge ActCelebrity JusticeComments [12]Dog Days of Summer2:31PMEven though it's November, there's at least one thing these celebs haven't let go ... summer!Photo GalleriesComments [10]
Actress Karen Black: 'Memba Her?!2:30PMIn the '60s and '70s, Karen Black became famous playing women on the edge in films like "Easy Rider," "Five Easy Pieces," "The Day of the Locust" -- and for landing the plane in the 1974 disaster pic "Airport 1975." Guess what she looks like now!Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
"Lost" Star Locked Down -- By Tom Cruise?!2:00PMHe's a bastion of top secret information -- Tom Cruise's cousin AND one of the stars of "Lost" -- but if William Mapother runs his mouth, whose wrath does he fear most??Tom & Katie, LostComments [9]Harry Potter and the Forgotten Zac Efron1:30PMWith Robert Pattinson being the new Zac Efron, it looks like teenage girls aren't the only ones who have forgotten about all things "High School Musical."See Also
Not only was Zac Efron greeted with little fanfare at LAX yesterday, but one of the photogs even confused him for that kid who played "Harry Potter."
Zacy boy needs a non-Disney role quick or he may be in the "Twilight" of his career!
Sometimes Love Really BitesWacky & WeirdComments [8]I'm Not a Douchebag, Douchebag!1:25PMIs filing a lawsuit against someone who calls you a douchebag a douchey thing to do?It's the latest lawsuit over the book, "Hot Chicks with Douchebags." Michael Minelli says the author, as well as Simon and Schuster, took photos of him without permission and characterized him as a "douchebag."Minelli, who wants more than $10,000, says he "continues to be called a Douchebag by friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employers, and strangers alike."
Minelli says a Douchebag is "a feminine hygiene device." Our search of the Urban Dictionary reveals 89 definitions, including...
-- Anyone who does the following: puts a ballcap on and makes sure it's crooked ... wears Puka shells ... puts collar up.
-- Someone who has achieved the highest level of being an a-hole.
-- Another definition is simply ... Kevin Federline.
Will truth be a defense? Stay tuned.Hot Chicks Sue Over Being Shot with Douchebags
Wacky & WeirdComments [10]Snoop Dogg Unleashes Slang for MarthaIs He Having a Laugh? Ricky Gervais Plots 'Extras' ReturnMinne Driver's 'Marshmallow Tummy'Since When Is There Sex in 'Star Trek'?
Meg Ryan: Can I Get a Lift?1:10PMDon't know what to get Meg Ryan for her 47th birthday tomorrow? How 'bout a good bra? Or just a bra in general.The single mother of two let it all hang down as she visited the construction site of her new L.A. home.
Pass a support beam, please!Quaid to Meg: Shut It, For Jack's Sake!
Paparazzi PhotoHot Mamas, Nurse!Comments [43]Amy Winehouse -- All Jacked Up?12:58PMThe intercom interviews are fun and all, but getting Amy out of her house is priority #1 and the UK pappers had a great idea on how to do it: Offer her free booze!Looks like she eventually took 'em up on their offer.Amy Winehouse: Some Assembly Required
Amy WinehouseComments [8]A Pregnant Man Goes on Larry King, into Spago ...12:45PM... and the paparazzi go wild. Imagine that?!
What in the world would make a transgendered pregnant "man" with female reproductive organs think that "he" and "his" family wouldn't get surrounded by photogs after taping an episode of "Larry King Live," followed by a casual, intimate dinner at a little out-of-the-way cafe like Spago Beverly Hills?!You'd think they'd never seen a pregnant "man" before!Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot MamasComments [52]Gold Medalist: Wanna See My Wife's Insides?12:40PMRoss Rebagliati is the first person to do two things: First, win an Olympic gold medal for snowboarding ... and second, attach his wife's ultrasound to a press release.See Also
We must have missed the email blast with D-bagliati's conception video attached.Olympic Village -- More Sex than Woodstock Wacky & WeirdComments [16]Aretha Franklin -- Dancing with the Diva?12:30PMRolling with an entourage of six large gentlemen last night at The Ivy, it's easy to see how some people would consider Aretha Franklin a diva -- and by "some people," we mean the staff at "Dancing with the Stars."
The Queen of Soul is set to perform on the show tonight, but sources there tell TMZ Aretha has quite the list of demands. Among them, we're told Aretha has requested the air conditioning be turned off whenever she sings and we're also told she was adamant about switching up her song at the last minute ... but even if it is "diva" behavior, does it really matter?Note to "DWTS" staff -- she's ARETHA FRANKLIN. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Now somebody go get her a big mac.Aretha Franklin -- McLovin' ItBeyonce Not the Apple of Aretha's EyeDancing with the StarsFood Glorious FoodComments [16]Rock Show Throwdown -- Who Sucked More?12:03PMChad Kroeger, P!nk and Benji Madden -- all three stars were coaxed into coming out of the audience and singing at the Steel Panther show in Hollywood last night, but only one of 'em didn't totally blow.
BTW -- Benji goes out without his darling Paris, the day after pics emerge of Hiltie partying with her ex ... coincidence?!Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So SleazyWacky & WeirdComments [19]Corrupt Scumbags Beware!11:59AM
Tim Robbins has sarcastically slammed the New York City Board of Elections, calling the honcho there "a petty vindictive corrupt scumbag."Robbins wrote an open letter to the Huffington Post, bitching about the confrontation he had after being turned away from the polls on election day.Robbins is livid that the Board of Elections sent a copy of Robbins' voter registration card to media to prove that he didn't have a right to vote where he wanted. The card includes Robbins' home address and driver's license number.
Robbins eventually was allowed to vote, but he will apparently keep this feud alive well into Obama's Presidency.
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Martha Stewart Sued Over Lounge Act11:11AM
This lawsuit is either the gold standard for bad luck or one of the biggest scams ever.A guy claims a Martha Stewart lounge chair collapsed on him after the front legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger. The tip of his finger allegedly fell beneath a deck and was eventually retrieved by a family member.Up to this point it sounds like your basic personal injury case with standard damages. But this plaintiff is special, claiming he's a magician who needs use of his hands -- every part of them. He also claims the injury has affected his ability to play the banjo, which is a big part of his act.
But wait, there's more. He also claims he's a hand model, and who wants to look at a butchered finger?
Oh, did we mention he lives in Iowa, a bastion for hand models we're sure.Celebrity JusticeComments [28]Robin: Ya Can't Have Stuffing Without "Beaver!"Amy Winehouse: Some Assembly RequiredTom Brady -- No Crutches, No ProblemBrit's Bodyguards -- Hella, Ella, Ella RudeCops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Stolen Off a Lot(390)(221)(184)(176)(169)(145)just meDon Cornelius -- Love, Peace & 500 FeetAnglljrThe Day The Music Television DiedmagnetMartha's Victim Gives TMZ the FingerPablow SodaOJ's 21st Bday -- Hold the Mayo!The PrincessA-Hole to Hilton's: Too Much Makeup to Make-Up - Don Cornelius Charged With Multiple Crimes
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18 Nov 2008 09:44
Gold Medalist: Wanna See My Wife's Insides?12:40PMRoss Rebagliata is the first to person to do two things: First, win an Olympic gold metal for snowboarding ... and second, attach his wife's ultrasound to a press release.We must have missed the email blast with D-bagliata's conception video attached.Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Aretha Franklin -- Dancing with the Diva?12:30PMRolling with an entourage of six large gentlemen last night at The Ivy, it's easy to see how some people would consider Aretha Franklin a diva -- and by "some people," we mean the staff at "Dancing with the Stars."The Queen of Soul is set to perform on the show tonight, but sources there tell TMZ Aretha has quite the list of demands. Among them, we're told Aretha has requested the air conditioning be turned off whenever she sings and we're also told she was adamant about switching up her song at the last minute ... but even if it is "diva" behavior, does it really matter?Note to "DWTS" staff -- she's ARETHA FRANKLIN. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Now somebody go get her a big mac.Aretha Franklin -- McLovin' It- Beyonce Not the Apple of Aretha's Eye
Dancing with the StarsFood Glorious FoodComments [1]Rock Show Throwdown -- Who Sucked More?12:03PMChad Kroeger, P!nk and Benji Madden -- all three stars were coaxed into coming out of the audience and singing at the Steel Panther show in Hollywood last night, but only one of 'em didn't totally blow.BTW -- Benji goes out without his darling Paris, the day after pics emerge of Hiltie partying with her ex ... coincidence?!Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So SleazyWacky & WeirdComments [6]Corrupt Scumbags Beware!11:59AMTim Robbins has sarcastically slammed the New York City Board of Elections, calling the honcho there "a petty vindictive corrupt scumbag."Robbins wrote an open letter to the Huffington Post, bitching about the confrontation he had after being turned away from the polls on election day.Robbins is livid that the Board of Elections sent a copy of Robbins' voter registration card to media to prove that he didn't have a right to vote where he wanted. The card includes Robbins' home address and driver's license number.Robbins eventually was allowed to vote, but he will apparently keep this feud alive well into Obama's Presidency.
Martha Stewart Sued Over Lounge Act11:11AMThis lawsuit is either the gold standard for bad luck or one of the biggest scams ever.A guy claims a Martha Stewart lounge chair collapsed on him after the front legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger. The tip of his finger allegedly fell beneath a deck and was eventually retrieved by a family member.Up to this point it sounds like your basic personal injury case with standard damages. But this plaintiff is special, claiming he's a magician who needs use of his hands -- every part of them. He also claims the injury has affected his ability to play the banjo, which is a big part of his act.
But wait, there's more. He also claims he's a hand model, and who wants to look at a butchered finger?
Oh, did we mention he lives in Iowa, a bastion for hand models we're sure.Celebrity JusticeComments [20]Robin: Ya Can't Have Stuffing Without "Beaver!"9:30AMMost people munch on turkey for Thanksgiving -- Robin Williams is not most people.
Filed under: Food Glorious Food
Amy Winehouse: Some Assembly RequiredPosted Nov 18th 2008 9:27AM
Will whoever is in charge of Amy Winehouse please uncross her eyes and put on her diseased octopus weave properly?!
The temporarily reanimated 25-year-old was propped up and escorted out of a Camden pub on Monday night, with her tentacle locks looking more wrecked than she was.
Luckily for Aims, her hair was not given a breathalyzer test.
Amy Winehouse -- "Flight" Risk
Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Amy WinehouseComments [18]- Beyonce Reveals Second Alter Ego
- Amy Poehler's 'Smart Girls' Is Pretty Cool
Kidman Joins the 'Maybe I'll Retire' TrainTom Brady -- No Crutches, No ProblemPosted Nov 18th 2008 9:00AMBarely using the rail for assistance, Tom Brady looked pretty stable last night as he tackled the stairs outside his NYC pad -- six weeks to the day after he had surgery on his left knee.
If he can walk, he can probably carry Gisele's dry cleaning.
Karma's a Bitch, Bridget Isn't
- Bridget Quarterbacks Her Brady Baby
- Tom B. -- Errand Boy to Water Boy
Talk SportsTom & GiseleComments [14]Brit's Bodyguards -- Hella, Ella, Ella RudePosted Nov 18th 2008 7:57AMA bald, menacing figure used an umbrella on the paps last night -- but it wasn't Britney this time, it was the dude "protecting" her.
More importantly though, who's her new hottie chauffeur?Britney SpearsComments [12]Cops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Stolen Off a LotPosted Nov 18th 2008 5:00AM
Cops are hunting for a real-life demon on the set of the "Ghost Whisperer" after somebody jacked a bunch of stuff out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's trailer last week.So far, no word on what was taken or if JLH was even on the Universal Studios Lot when the burglary went down.Calls to Jen's reps haven't been returned.Story developing ...Celebrity JusticeComments [16]
Calista and Mary: Why So Serious?Posted Nov 18th 2008 4:45AMHere's 44-year-old "Brothers and Sisters" star Calista Flockhart (left) at an event in Santa Monica this weekend -- and 71-year-old TV icon Mary Tyler Moore (right).
Neither one ever played the Joker.We're just sayin'.Danni Minogue Is Whose Sister?!
We're Just Sayin', Nurse!Comments [19]
Scent of a Transgendered WomanPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:43AMYou don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!
NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle.
A gal's gotta pay for her hormones!
Fashion Police, BeautyComments [30]Police Serve Spencer Over Bad PlatesPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:30AM
For the 99.99% of you that hate Spencer Pratt -- a small victory awaits you.The P-hole was pulled over in West Hollywood last week and ticketed for not having front or back license plates on his car. Unfortunately, it's a fixable ticket -- all Spence has to do is get the tags and show the right people -- but he will be charged ten bucks for the screw-up.It may not be much, but we'll take what we can get., The HillsComments [12]Barack's Blacker than He LooksPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:04AMSee Also
Barack Obama has been keeping a secret from the American public ... and it's right there on top of his head.
BO's Chicago barber Zariff (just one name) says the Prez-elect's head of hair isn't quite as silvery-gray as it might appear in high-def. "When we see it, it looks very silvery and shiny," the scissorhand tells Us. "But of course when you see him in person, it doesn't look like that."
He's not making any assurances about Barack once he does his thing in office.Barack ObamaComments [20]Cody Linley -- Cutie to Douchey on "DWTS"Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:30AM
The kid bro of "Dancing with the Stars" -- Cody Linley -- has gone from boy wonder to ... oh boy."Perhaps there was a touch of the diva there all the time," a show staffer tells the Chicago Sun-Times. "But it sure has come to the surface now -- in a major way. He's always whining about something or someone." As for reports of on-set boozing or happy hands, sources say it isn't so. But resentment still lurks: "After working with him for a couple months, you learn he isn't sweet at all."Dancing with the StarsComments [5]Paulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute PuppyAmy Winehouse -- "Flight" RiskJesse Camp Strips Himself of Pants, DignityStavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So SleazyBeckham's Glorified Crib Worth Seven Figures(389)(220)- Sam Ronson -- Furious About Flour (146)
- Cops: "Bachelor" Gal Fought Squad Car, Lost
so_you_sayCorrupt Scumbags Beware!pattie in caliAmy Winehouse -- "Flight" RiskAlexisAlleged Stalker: Paula Was "My Secret Crush"grooveRock Show Throwdown -- Who Sucked More?ProcteadRock Show Throwdown -- Who Sucked More? -
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Cops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Jacked Off a LotPosted Nov 18th 2008 5:00AMCops are hunting for a real-life demon on the set of the "Ghost Whisperer" -- after somebody jacked a bunch of stuff out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's trailer last week.So far, no word on what was taken or if JLH was even on the Universal Studios Lot when the burglary went down.
Calls to Jen's reps haven't been returned.
Story developing ...Comments [8]
Calista and Mary: Why So Serious?Posted Nov 18th 2008 4:45AMHere's 44-year-old "Brothers and Sisters" star Calista Flockhart (left) at an event in Santa Monica this weekend -- and 71-year-old TV icon Mary Tyler Moore (right).Neither one ever played the Joker.
We're just sayin'.
Danni Minogue Is Whose Sister?!
We're Just Sayin'Nurse!Comments [8]Scent of a Transgendered WomanPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:43AMYou don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle. A gal's gotta pay for her hormones!Fashion Police, BeautyComments [9]Police Serve Spencer Over Bad PlatesPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:30AM
For the 99.99% of you that hate Spencer Pratt -- a small victory awaits you.The P-hole was pulled over in West Hollywood last week and ticketed for not having front or back license plates on his car. Unfortunately, it's a fixable ticket -- all Spence has to do is get the tags and show the right people -- but he will be charged ten bucks for the screw-up.
It may not be much, but we'll take what we can get.Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch
- Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl
- Speidi: The More You Hate the More We Make
Comments [10]Barack's Blacker than He LooksPosted Nov 18th 2008 4:04AMBarack Obama has been keeping a secret from the American public ... and it's right there on top of his head.BO's Chicago barber Zariff (just one name) says the Prez-elect's head of hair isn't quite as silvery-gray as it might appear in high-def. "When we see it, it looks very silvery and shiny," the scissorhand tells Us. "But of course when you see him in person, it doesn't look like that."He's not making any assurances about Barack once he does his thing in office.Barack ObamaComments [0]Prince -- Nothing Compares to P.U.Posted Nov 18th 2008 3:00AM
Prince is a genius both of the pen and the guitar, not so much of the olfactory.
So says a perfume outfit, which alleges in a new lawsuit His Violaceousness skipped out on his obligation to promote a perfume called 3121. The suit says Prince canceled a biz meeting 15 minutes before it started, and has cost Revelations $100K.
As Bulwer-Lytton put it, talent does what it can -- genius does what it must.Comments [0]Paulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute Puppy6:30PMHow do you say "nice stems" in Spanish -- because our photog really needs the lesson.
Hot BodiesComments [25]See Also
- Teen Shrieks Galore at 'Twilight' Premiere
- Kidman Joins the 'Maybe I'll Retire' Train
- Watch Lots of TV? You're Likely Unhappy
Amy Winehouse -- "Flight" Risk6:05PM"Flight of the Conchords" doesn't come back until January -- but thankfully, we have Amy Winehouse singing the New Zealand duo's best tunes via intercom to hold everyone over 'til then.
Yes, it's as awesomely incoherent as it sounds.Paparazzi VideoAmy WinehouseComments [9]See Also
Jesse Camp Strips Himself of Pants, Dignity5:41PMIt's possibly the most pathetic footage of the year -- former MTV VJ Jesse Camp transforms from simple "has-been" to "pathetic, shameless, genital-flashing has-been" all in the blink of an eye.Long story short (pun intended), Jesse was so desperate for attention outside of a TRL finale party in NY this weekend, that he dropped his pants and whipped out his member in front of several unsuspecting women ... who couldn't help but wince in disgust. But it didn't stop there...Moments later, Jesse did it again ... only this time he got his pants back on mere seconds before Kid Rock walked out.And just when you thought it couldn't get more pathetic, one of the chicks who saw Lil' Jesse felt the need to tell Camp that his unit was less of a schlong and more of a schlort.Train Wrecks
Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So Sleazy3:28PMParis Hilton partied like it's 2005 and got cozy with her ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. 'Memba him?!
The former lovers canoodled at the Belvedere Vodka bash at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend. Isn' t this Madden-ing?!Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't LikeHook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Paris HiltonComments [61]Beckham's Glorified Crib Worth Seven Figures3:19PM
A small home in east London may soon be sold at quadruple its value -- simply because David Beckham used to eat, cry and poop there as a baby.Becks only lived in the three-bedroom, one bath home in the Leytonstone district for the first two years of his life, but the owners have been offered $1.5 million for the $375,000 digs by a die-hard David memorabilia collector.
In a related report, David Beckham's breath can be used as currency in over fifteen countries.
Avoid a Ticket Like Beckham- Spit it Like Beckham
- Beckham Vassals Pinched for Pilfering
Becks & PoshComments [9]Ugly Face...2:59PMIt happens to the best of them -- even Hugh Jackman!
Wacky & WeirdHot BodiesComments [39]Heather Locklear Charged with Crime2:30PM
Heather Locklear has just been charged with one count of driving under the influence of drugs....prescription medications.
No alcohol and no illegal narcotics were found in Heather's system.
Santa Barbara County Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter tells us they believe the prescription medications found in her system "could have impaired her ability to safely drive a motor vehicle."
Locklear was busted September 27.Celebrity JusticeComments [45]Get It in the Back End2:27PMBelieve it or not, M. Night Shyamalan has nothing to do with these lackluster Hollywood endings.
Hot BodiesPhoto GalleriesComments [6]What's Black and White and Red All Over?2:25PM
FightsComments [24]Tyrese Confronts Harvey Levin -- On Tape!The "Old" Vinnie Jones Would Be in Jail ...Britney's Conservator -- Tap This!Singer Roberta Flack: 'Memba Her?!Made in Pregnant Man-hattan (384)Sid the SnidCops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Jacked Off a LotDjainaCops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Jacked Off a Lotvla815Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So SleazyRadbanePolice Serve Spencer Over Bad PlatesDonCops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Jacked Off a LotSee Also
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- Scarlett Johansson is Not a 4-Letter Word
- Prince Isn't Crazy About Gay Marriage
- Make Your Own Celebrity - Round 2!
- Rihanna and Timberlake Go to 'Rehab'
Comments [23]Comments [23]Comments [86]Comments [5](382)(219)ATL "Wives" -- Threats Caught on Voicemail(144)Barack Wants You, Unless You Did 63 Bad Things(141)TEQUILLA IS NOT FILIPINAPaulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute PuppyLatino Luver 4 LifePaulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute PuppyViva Carlos SantanaPaulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute PuppyUse Your Brain Not Your Peer PressureMade in Pregnant Man-hattan LynMade in Pregnant Man-hattan -
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Heather Locklear Charged with Crime2:30PMHeather Locklear has just been charged with one count of driving under the influence of drugs....prescription medications.No alcohol and no illegal narcotics were found in Heather's system.
Santa Barbara County Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter tells us they believe the prescription medications found in her system "could have impaired her ability to safely drive a motor vehicle."
Locklear was busted September 27.Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Get It in the Back End2:27PMBelieve it or not, M. Night Shyamalan has nothing to do with these lackluster Hollywood endings.Hot Bodies, Photo GalleriesComments [6]What's Black and White and Red All Over?2:25PMFightsComments [20]Comments [25]Comments [3]Comments [83]See Also
Judge to Cornelius: No Guns for You!Posted Nov 17th 2008 1:00PM by TMZ Staff
You can't allegedly beat up a woman and keep your guns -- at least not if you're Don Cornelius.
Moments ago, a judge ordered the former "Soul Train" to turn over all of his firearms. He was also hit with a protective order, limiting contact with his victim to just "peaceful contact."
Don's due back in court December 4.Filed under: Celebrity Justice
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17 Nov 2008 17:05
Paulina Rubio -- Tiny Shorts and a Cute Puppy6:30PMHow do you say "nice stems" in Spanish -- because our photog really needs the lesson.Paulina Rubio: Whip It Good!
Hot BodiesComments [4]Amy Winehouse -- "Flight" Risk6:05PM"Flight of the Conchords" doesn't come back until January -- but thankfully, we have Amy Winehouse singing the New Zealand duo's best tunes via intercom to hold everyone over 'til then.
Yes, it's as awesomely incoherent as it sounds.Wino Gives Young Fans a Major Buzz
Paparazzi Video, Amy WinehouseComments [3]
Jesse Camp Strips Himself of Pants, Dignity5:41PMIt's possibly the most pathetic footage of the year -- former MTV VJ Jesse Camp transforms from simple "has-been" to "pathetic, shameless, genital-flashing has-been" all in the blink of an eye.
Long story short (pun intended), Jesse was so desperate for attention outside of a TRL finale party in NY this weekend, that he dropped his pants and whipped out his member in front of several unsuspecting women ... who couldn't help but wince in disgust. But it didn't stop there...
Moments later, Jesse did it again ... only this time he got his pants back on mere seconds before Kid Rock walked out.
And just when you thought it couldn't get more pathetic, one of the chicks who saw Lil' Jesse felt the need to tell Camp that his unit was less of a schlong and more of a schlort.Train WrecksComments [13]Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So Sleazy3:28PMParis Hilton partied like it's 2005 and got cozy with her ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. 'Memba him?!The former lovers canoodled at the Belvedere Vodka bash at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend. Isn' t this Madden-ing?!Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Paris HiltonComments [49]Beckham's Glorified Crib Worth Seven Figures3:19PMSee Also
A small home in east London may soon be sold at quadruple its value -- simply because David Beckham used to eat, cry and poop there as a baby.
Becks only lived in the three-bedroom, one bath home in the Leytonstone district for the first two years of his life, but the owners have been offered $1.5 million for the $375,000 digs by a die-hard David memorabilia collector.
In a related report, David Beckham's breath can be used as currency in over fifteen countries.
Becks & PoshComments [6]Ugly Face...2:59PMIt happens to the best of them -- even Hugh Jackman!Wacky & Weird, Hot BodiesComments [27]TMZ TV Tonite -- Awkward Moments2:41PMTonight on TMZ TV -- our fearless leader in an unscripted face-to-face showdown with Tyrese -- at a mall! Plus, Lindsay Lohan gets whacked with a bag of flour ... sorta, and could things have gotten any more ridiculous between Barbara Walters and the pregnant man?
Check your local listings.Comments [0]Scarlett Johansson is Not a 4-Letter WordPrince Isn't Crazy About Gay MarriageMake Your Own Celebrity - Round 2!Rihanna and Timberlake Go to 'Rehab'Michael Jackson Sued by Arab Sheikh
Heather Locklear Charged with Crime2:30PMHeather Locklear has just been charged with one count of driving under the influence of drugs....prescription medications.No alcohol and no illegal narcotics were found in Heather's system.
Santa Barbara County Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter tells us they believe the prescription medications found in her system "could have impaired her ability to safely drive a motor vehicle."
Locklear was busted September 27.Celebrity JusticeComments [31]Get It in the Back End2:27PMBelieve it or not, M. Night Shyamalan has nothing to do with these lackluster Hollywood endings.Hot BodiesPhoto GalleriesComments [3]What's Black and White and Red All Over?2:25PMFightsComments [19]Tyrese Confronts Harvey Levin -- On Tape!2:21PMTyrese and Brandy tried to avoid pappers like the plague this weekend -- but instead, they came face-to-face with a TMZ camera and the TMZ boss ... who just happened to be there.See Also
Here's how it all went down: Our cameras found Tyrese on a mall trip with Brandy in Century City -- but it was clear T didn't want to be seen. In fact, it seemed like Tyrese sent B to distract the pappers, so he could sneak down the back staircase.
But when Ty went to the valet, Harvey just happened to be there, waiting for his car ... and when the photog kept firing questions at Tyrese, the actor confronted Harv while the cameras rolled. Guess what happens next...
P.S. -- Tyrese and Brandy left together.Tyrese Transforms Into OptiPissed Prime
Wacky & WeirdComments [21]The "Old" Vinnie Jones Would Be in Jail ...2:08PM...because the British badass -- who has a real life history of violence -- would have murdered anyone who had the brass stones to ask the ridiculous questions our photog fired off to him and Jason Statham yesterday.
Honestly, it's a miracle that our guy is still breathing right now.Wacky & WeirdComments [5]Britney's Conservator -- Tap This!1:47PMJamie Spears was drinking at a bar this weekend. But contrary to several reports, we're told it was NOT alcohol.See Also
Spears was at Big Dean's "Muscle In" Cafe in Santa Monica Friday night. He was bellied up at the bar, drinking two or three glasses of something. We're told it was O'Doul's, not beer.If Jamie had been drinking beer it would be a big deal -- he's a recovering alcoholic and guzzling suds could jeopardize his conservatorship over Britney.We're told he drank his O'Doul's and walked out with a cheeseburger and chili fries. There were reports the liquid came from a tap. We checked and turns out O'Doul's does come in keg form. We did not know that., Britney SpearsComments [24]Singer Roberta Flack: 'Memba Her?!1:41PMIn the '70s, Roberta Flack became famous for hits like "Killing Me Softly with His Song," "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," and "Where Is the Love?" Guess what she looks like now!
Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!Comments [2]Made in Pregnant Man-hattan 1:05PMNow that "he's" revealed "he's" carrying "his" second child, Thomas Beatie -- the pregnant transgendered "man" with female reproductive organs -- embarked on a press blitz through NYC on Monday.
Interestingly, the pregnant "father" kept mum on all baby-related questions.
Pregnant Man Pregnant Again
Baby Watch, Nurse!Comments [71]Judge to Cornelius: No Guns for You!"Survivor" Arrested -- Not Immune from the BoozeCuban's a Trader -- Busted for Pulling a MarthaWesley Snipes -- Get It While You CanCops: "Bachelor" Gal Fought Squad Car, Lost(376)(217)- Grand Ole Palin Pool Party (172)
Travolta Shaves Head, Leaves Beard(162)- Heather Locklear Charged with Crime
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17 Nov 2008 13:03
Stavros & Paris: Reunited and It Feels So Sleazy3:28PMParis Hilton partied like it's 2005 and got cozy with her ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. 'Memba him?!The former lovers canoodled at a Victoria's Secret after party in Miami this weekend. Isn' t this Madden-ing?!Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't LikeHook-UpsPaparazzi PhotoParis HiltonComments [14]Beckham's Glorified Crib Worth Seven Figures3:19PMA small home in east London may soon be sold at quadruple its value -- simply because David Beckham used to eat, cry and poop there as a baby.Becks only lived in the three-bedroom, one bath home in the Leytonstone district for the first two years of his life, but the owners have been offered $1.5 million for the $375,000 digs by a die-hard David memorabilia collector.
In a related report, David Beckham's breath can be used as currency in over fifteen countries.
Avoid a Ticket Like BeckhamSpit it Like Beckham
- Beckham Vassals Pinched for Pilfering
Becks & PoshComments [2]Ugly Face...2:59PMIt happens to the best of them -- even Hugh Jackman!Wacky & WeirdComments [7]
Heather Locklear Charged with Crime2:30PM - Beckham Vassals Pinched for Pilfering